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[Well, here's two faces that haven't been seen by anyone since Fourth Wall weekend ended. Envy and Scar are certainly looking the worse for wear between the scrapes, bruises, and what grime wouldn't come off in a Pokemon Center sink, because that's what happens when you're lost in a dark cave for almost two weeks.]

[Judging from the wind and the way their clothes and hair are whipping around them, they're in the air…and stuck on the back of a single Pokemon. Envy is sitting in front of Scar, and Scar is looming behind him and not looking like he quite fits on the back of a bananasaurus.]

[For a second after he opens the feed, Envy's just giving the camera a tired, thousand yard stare. His mouth isn't visible under the scarf he's wearing, so no hints there. But then he snaps out of it enough to say:]

So we didn't die. We're on our way back to Goldenrod now. I'm never going in another cave again as long as I live.

[And he doesn't have the energy for much more than that. THAT'S THE MESSAGE, THERE IT IS. He closes out the feed.]

[[ooc: This is a joint post between Envy and Scar! So Scar may also be replying to threads.]]

[A: Cycling Road]

[Envy hasn't been having a bad time of it, all things considered. He's been teleporting around, but honestly he's almost used to that by now, and he's got his powers back! That's always a plus. Usually when incredibly inconvenient shit happens, it's right off the bat. Right?]

[Not right. Not right at all. It's late afternoon, around the fourth or fifth time Envy's winked out of existence and appeared somewhere else. This time, he doesn't recognize where he is. He's on some kind of wide, flat, steep as hell road surrounded by ocean. And he gets exactly five seconds to look around before he hears the sound of his oncoming doom. Doom sounds a whole lot like a whole lot of wheels on pavement. Apparently, today sounded like a good day for half the cyclists in existence to have a marathon race down Cycling Road.]

[If Envy didn't have his superpowers, he would have had a not fun time getting run over. But since he does have them, he's able to leap twenty feet in the air like the world's most startled cat, and thank goodness there's a big metal support arch there for him to grab onto and haul himself on top of.]

[The cyclists just keep on coming, not in quite such a wave as the minutes pass, but there are still way too many for him to jump down or try to get off the main path. Yeah, he'll be staying up here for a little while. And the longer he does, the more he's deciding on how best to knock over the most bicycles in one go.]

[B: Anywhere]

[Envy can be found just about anywhere, but since this is one of the few times a year he gets to use his powers, he might not look like himself. If anyone watches him walk down the street or route for long enough, they'll probably see him glow bright white and suddenly look like a totally different person mid-stride. He's also up for some gratuitous property destruction any time for any reason at all.]

[There's also some things following him, which he's very deliberately ignoring. They look like…floating tree stumps? There's a few of them, peeking up behind trash bins and lampposts, staying mostly out of sight.]

[Normally when this whole 'flash of light, powers back' thing happens, Envy's perfectly happy to enjoy being able to transform again. But this time he's got other things on his mind when he suddenly reappears in a place he's never been to before.]

[The first thing he notices is the music, which immediately puts him in mind of a flat world of pixels inhabited by prehistoric skeletons. He pulls out his 'Gear and turns on the video feed, frowning at the screen. Some viewers might notice that with the return of his inhumanity his pupils are now slit like a cat's.]

You know, this teleporting thing is starting to get really old--

[He's interrupted when all six of the Pokeballs on his belt open to release what is definitely not his team.]

[The ghosts cackle and dance in the air around him, pulling faces and also pulling Envy's hair as he curses and tries to punch them away. Which works about as well as can be expected (not at all).]

Where the hell did you bastards come from?!

[But then, all of a sudden, he freezes, eyes widening as he stares at something off camera. If there was any color left in his face anymore it'd be gone. Envy turns and runs, and viewers will get a good look at that sixth replacement Pokemon right before the feed turns off.]

[[ooc: Action can happen anywhere in Lavender town (or just...anywhere since fourth wall) while Envy tries to lose his herd of ghosts. Anyone who doesn't want to deal with said ghosts can also assume that he's successfully gotten away by the time they run into him.]]

[It looks like Envy's decided to go ahead and take out his frustration at yet another loss of three days on Violet's resident Gym Leader. Yeah, he woke up all the way back in Violet. There's clearly a Pokemon filming, probably his Lucario, and when the feed comes on it's just in time to catch a good shot of Xerxes the Luxray landing a one-hit-KO Thunder Fang on Falkner's Honchkrow.]

[Is this overkill? Yes. Does Envy care? Absolutely not. Xerxes paces in front of Envy, eyes glowing brightly in the dim light, while Falkner calls back his fainted Pokemon and sends out his last. And while the Pigeot does look impressive, it's really no match. In fact, Envy is plainly toying with it and Falkner for the first several moves, having Xerxes begin with Swagger, Scary Face, and Charge before finally giving the command for an electric attack. The Discharge attack is almost blindingly bright, and when it's over there's one fainted Pigeot and one very pleased-with-himself Luxray.]

My dad's cherished bird Pokemon... All right. Take this. It's the official Pokemon League Zephyr Badge.

[Envy takes the badge and the ™ it comes with, and is apparently unable to resist a jab.] You know, maybe if you trained your own birds you might actually win every once in a while.

[Falkner frowns, looking indignant.] I'm proud to have inherited this gym from my father!

Yeah, I'm sure. [An odd scowl flashes across Envy's face before he's back to the nonchalant smirk he was wearing before. He's apparently either satisfied with having gotten a reaction or doesn't want to continue down this line of conversation, because he just shrugs after that.] Well, good battle.

[He walks back over to where the Pokegear holder is standing without waiting for an answer, and looks surprised that he's been being filmed for a moment before grinning and holding up his new badge.] And that makes four. I guess if we had to lose three days again and get thrown to other cities, at least I got something useful out of it. [End feed.]

[TEXT to Tulio, Miguel, France, and Lust]

Was I the only one who wound up in another city or are you somewhere else too? I can use fly now, so I can get to wherever you are without walking for weeks.

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Entries tagged with teleporting is no fun

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