Envious One

[The feed opens on a pleased looking Zoroark curled on the floor of an inn, and a Houndoom wearing sunglasses that's sitting next to her and looking very proud of himself, his tail whapping against the floor. As for the reason why, there are a trio of red and black eggs sitting in between the front paws of the Zoroark. She's clearly showing them off for the camera.]

I've got a problem. You see… [The camera turns around to show Envy, who is putting on a fantastic act of 'oh whatever will I do'.] I've got these eggs, and as amazing as the Pokemon they'll hatch into are going to be, I can't take care of three more of them.

[He sighs, shrugs, and then grins.] But I figure some of you would be happy to own one of these, so I'm going to be selling them. They'll be one thousand each.

[Translation: Someone take these eggs he doesn't want them. He turns the camera back around to focus on the eggs and their mother again before the feed ends. Come on, surely you want something so cool, right?]

((ooc: All eggs have already been claimed!))

[Envy's video feed turns on to the sound of very loud, angry, almost frantic shouting and a good view of what seems to be an elbow.]

This isn't where I told it to take me! I can't be back here!

[The elbow, which presumably was what turned the 'Gear on, shifts to show what's going on at a tilted angle. Looks like Envy has woken up from that coma, and not in a very good or sane mood. His expression is twisted into a furious snarl, eyes wild. He's weak from being out for so long, but that doesn't stop him from thrashing. He's desperately kicking his legs to free them from the twisted sheets and punching with his one loose arm at the arms of the concerned Tyranitar that's standing beside the bed and carefully but firmly holding him down. He doesn't seem to notice or care about how he's bloodying his knuckles on his Pokemon's rock skin.]

Let go! I need to get back there, this isn't--that bastard isn't here! This isn't where Hohenheim is and I'm too fucking close--

[His swinging arm knocks into the Gear with considerable force, enough to send it flying and then skidding across the floor before it hits a wall and the feed goes out.]

[It's not until hours later that a short, simple text gets sent out.]

I'm awake again.

((ooc: And Envy is back from his update! Note that since he is now at the end of the series, there will probably be spoilers in the comments. Video responses will come after he's calmed down more.))