Envious One

[When Envy turns the video feed on, he's looking more baffled than anything. He tilts the screen down so that it shows the newly-hatched Amaura sleeping in his lap. The problem? He has no idea where the hell this dinosaur even came from.]

Okay, these aren't normally wandering around Goldenrod, and I don't see herds of them outside so it can't be that.

Did someone lose theirs?

[A Vaporeon jumps up onto the couch, next to him and starts grooming the Amaura's head, looking very motherly and pleased with herself. Ah, yes, another child for her how wonderful.]

[Envy sighs and angles the 'Gear back up to his face.]

If anyone did, I sure hope you don't want her back because you're going to have to fight Juliet for her.

[And possibly him too, considering how he's letting the baby sleep on him but shhhh.]

[Well, here's two faces that haven't been seen by anyone since Fourth Wall weekend ended. Envy and Scar are certainly looking the worse for wear between the scrapes, bruises, and what grime wouldn't come off in a Pokemon Center sink, because that's what happens when you're lost in a dark cave for almost two weeks.]

[Judging from the wind and the way their clothes and hair are whipping around them, they're in the air…and stuck on the back of a single Pokemon. Envy is sitting in front of Scar, and Scar is looming behind him and not looking like he quite fits on the back of a bananasaurus.]

[For a second after he opens the feed, Envy's just giving the camera a tired, thousand yard stare. His mouth isn't visible under the scarf he's wearing, so no hints there. But then he snaps out of it enough to say:]

So we didn't die. We're on our way back to Goldenrod now. I'm never going in another cave again as long as I live.

[And he doesn't have the energy for much more than that. THAT'S THE MESSAGE, THERE IT IS. He closes out the feed.]

[[ooc: This is a joint post between Envy and Scar! So Scar may also be replying to threads.]]

[Happy Halloween, Johto! Tonight, the 'Gear is in the hands of Little Bear the Teddiursa, who was going to help Envy pick pockets while everyone is wearing costumes and strangers wouldn't be able to tell who he is. Note the 'was'. The camera is focused on Envy, and it looks like he went as all out as he could afford for his vampire costume. The costume itself is your typical storebought Dracula outfit, complete with high-collared cape, but Envy's also dyed his hair black and pulled it back into a ponytail that trails down his back (because hell if he's going to actually cut his hair). He's covered his face and hands in surprisingly well-applied pale makeup, with dark shadows under his eyes that actually look like shadows and not like a raccoon. He also got his hands on individual tooth cap fangs rather than the plastic 'vampire teeth' given out at children's parties.]

[He's standing in the shadows and holding his cape up around his torso with one arm, talking to himself. In…an incredibly cliche Transylvanian accent? Which will not be typed out fully.]

There is too much light here! How vill I be able to hunt like this?

[Little Bear turns the camera back to himself, looking confused.] My trainer is acting funny! I thought he was just being silly at first but now we're not doing anything fun like he said we were going to earlier. How do I make him act normal again, I want to play and get treats!

[ooc: Very belated Halloween post! Anyone in Olivine is free to run into Envy at any point during the night, although be warned that due to his vampire-ness he may creep on your character some. If this is not okay with you, just let me know in the header!]