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What are you doing for Christmas?

{In reference to this!}

{Have a seriously worried sister on the line!}

Envy! Are you alright?

[Following the (fake) mugging photos, this shows up, France's voice getting progressively more concerned and agitated.]

Envy, where are you? What happened? Are you injured?!

[In reference to that mugging post as well.]

I know people can't be killed here, so when you get this: Who in the world did you cross this time?

[Secretly might be a little pissed about this, but if she knew who it was then probably not nearly so much.]

9,237.

[On Christmas morning, Envy will be hearing someone tapping at his window. When he investigates the noise, he'll see a very young Emolga there, carrying a gift under one of its arms. If Envy were to look closely, he'd see that the tag on the gift has China's handwriting on it.

The tag will say, "Chinese New Year has come early for you. Consider it a Christmas gift from me." The wrapped box is a Chinese candy box.]

[News for this week? Major Armstrong, Kimblee, Archer and McDougal went home.

...Which means Winry is here all alone with you and that someone else from Amestris, who might be your friend too. The fake name Winry heard a long time ago, doesn't still ring any bell in her head, and who knows which version of Amestris she knows.]

I have a question for you later. Contact me back when you can.

[France's voice is stressed and over-excited. Is this finally working?]

Envy! If you can hear this, please respond! Are you alright? Do you know where you are yet?

_{[The scene is a little dim and blurry, but the roar of voices behind him and the crackle of 'Christmas' music makes it obvious he's in some kind of store. On either side of him, walls of cards rise up.]}

Envy. Envy I just found the saddest card I have ever seen in my entire life. You have to see this.

[Guess who finally found that tiki bar he was told about in Cherrygrove? This guy.]

hey nevy
id idnt know that i culd get drnk here did u

ehy did u ever

envy are you awake??? i just had the most messed up dream and you were in it

-nnvyyy. I had another prophecy. It wasnt about your fingers.

[This sure looks like Joker, only without the makeup or the constant relaxed grin or done up to the nines for the circus or quite the level of thick obnoxious Brit accent...]

Hello. Envy?

There are people here who used to be animals.

How do we know some of them aren't monsters?

[Really who the hell lets Joker and Invidia use the 'Gear sometimes, things like this get passed along]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[Immediately following this mess, Envy will get a text.]

If I had known that entire thing was public I would have stepped in. I was trying to avoid listening to them argue.

We should probably do something, right? This sort of thing isn't healthy.

[Lust has put off this message as long as she feels comfortable, hoping to be able to talk to Envy once he's calmed and not so emotionally charged. But she does need to talk to him. Hopefully he's had enough distance from his fight with Alphonse by now.]

Envy? Are you around?

My travelling partner's starter pokemon are in my room, and his room is empty.

He's gone, isn't he.

[France has obviously just gotten out of the shower, which is his regular routine when he returns home from work.]

Hey, Envy, I don't see you around the inn at the moment. Are we doing dinner together this evening, or are you going to be out until late?

i dont even care who gets this

i have found the bset candy ittr wordl

_{[Wherever you are, Envy, mumbly photographer friend will find you. And approach you. And make an obnoxious (but very quiet) pweeeeeee sound with a noisemaker party favor that's shaped like a Gyarados.]}

_{[Of course Henry wouldn't mention it until THE DAY OF.]

[Normally she'd just let it go. Birthdays have never been important to her.]

[But this is different. This is important.]

[ONE EMERGENCY TRIP TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE LATER...]

[A card is set neatly down directly in front of Envy on the kitchen table.]}

_[8)]

[Scar is SMART this time. He knows that he's woken Lust up on more than one occasion by calling her, so he sends her a text instead.

At least, he thinks he does.]

I meant to mention this sooner, but tomorrow is your birthday. I thought you might want to know. Good night.

Edited 2014-11-11 04:46 (UTC)

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Video; Private

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1/? - and not here, for now

Text;

[Audio] Backdated to early June 8th

[Video] Dec 6

text; at about 3 am on the 11th

Text - Late at night on April 23rd

[Voice] July 11 at ass-o-clock am

[video] mid-morning 8-7