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[exeggutorhead]

"Hey, this is Envy. I'm busy or not around, so say whatever you want here and I might get back to you about it."

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[Voice]

[exeggutorhead]

Well, damn.

[Stupid mushrooms.]

...actually, I think I got attacked by bikes on the weird weekend. But I don't remember if they got my fingers.

[Voice]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[There's a quiet gasp.]}

I knew it.

_{[BRB Henry is just over here in awe of his own power.]}

[Voice]

[exeggutorhead]

It would have been fine if it got my fingers though, they would've just grown back. Right away.

[Yeah Envy's definitely not awake and rambling. He pauses.]

...but you'd better be wrong about the zombies.

[Voice]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry yawns loudly.]}

I'm never wrong. I'm just the messenger. The cosmos has chosen me.

[Voice]

[exeggutorhead]

You should send a message back to the cosmos and tell it that it's stupid for deciding that mushroom zombies should happen.

[Voice]

[no_ufo_ending]

You can't see it but I'm shrugging.

[Voice]

[exeggutorhead]

Mushroom zombies aren't anything to shrug about, Henry. That's serious business.

[He's very clearly not actually worried about it.]

Probably at least as bad as upside down Bidoofs.

[Voice]

[no_ufo_ending]

That's the thing. We've both seen the worst there is.

[Voice]

[exeggutorhead]

Damn straight we have.

[they have looked into the face of the devil.]

[And, you know. All that other stuff with Silent Hill and human transmutation but what could really compare to the true face of pokemon evil?]

[Voice]

[no_ufo_ending]

Anyway...my message is delivered. I'm going back to bed. If the cosmos tells me anything else, I'll let you know.

[Voice]

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, okay.

Goodnight, messenger of the cosmos.

[BACK TO SLEEP FOR ENVY.]