[The scene is a little dim and blurry, but the roar of voices behind him and the crackle of 'Christmas' music makes it obvious he's in some kind of store. On either side of him, walls of cards rise up.]
Envy. Envy I just found the saddest card I have ever seen in my entire life. You have to see this.
[Video] Dec 6
Envy. Envy I just found the saddest card I have ever seen in my entire life. You have to see this.