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65th Transformation [text | action for Shark House]

[There's just a short text from Envy's number today:]

Hypothetically, if you have to use a fire extinguisher on an oven, the oven would still work afterwards right?

[Any of Envy's housemates who came to investigate the mix of angry and then panicked shouting that happened shortly before that text went out will be able to find him sitting on the edge of the couch, with flecks of foam all over his front and in his hair, staring at the door to the kitchen like he'd like to murder it. There's a thick, acrid smoke spilling out of the doorway. It smells a little like oranges. But mostly just nasty burnt food.]

[Looking inside the kitchen will reveal batter covered dishes, a frying pan filled to the edges with a smoldering black thing which may have been a pancake, and a pot that's the source of most of the smoke. It's also clearly what the fire extinguisher was aimed at. No, that wasn't a hypothetical question at all.]

[Envy, in the midst of the frustration, is hoping that he's not going to have to buy Greed a new oven.]

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Well, like, that's a start, but cooking involves a little more than just having the right ingredients, dude.

_{[She looks at the smouldering mess.]}

... Envy, is this because...?

[Envy flinches. Not a whole lot, but it's noticeable. Then he nods, jaw set as though he's daring her to tease him for it, even though he knows that she wouldn't.]

...I found some of the recipes he left. The handwriting was hard to read.

[He gestures over at the table, where the handwritten recipe is sitting well out of harm's way.]

_{[She definitely wouldn't. Heather might tease over a LOT of things, but loss is certainly not fuckin' one of them.]

[She steps over to the table to take a glance at the recipe... then looks back over at him, expression softening.]}

... You probably should've started a little smaller.

That's all.

I will next time.

[He runs a hand through the back of his hair and shuffles a little, awkwardly, before shooting another frustrated glare and a mutter at the mess. Annoyance is a handy distraction.]

Should be easier.

...Guess I should clean all that up, though.

_{[Annoyance can be very helpful under the right circumstances. ... Cleaning is probably not one of those circumstances.]

[Heather's not sure Greed will appreciate coming home and finding all his cookware broken.]}

Yeeeaaaah...

But maybe you should leave it for when you're a little more cooled off.

I don't need to cool off!

[...wait.]

...mmmmaaybe, yeah. Sorry.

[He already may or may not have broken the oven, breaking all the dishes wouldn't be a good thing to add on top of that.]

... Here.

Let's dump the burnt stuff in the trash and then go blow off some steam.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

[And once all the smoking dishes are emptied out and dumped in the sink, he looks to her. She seems like she's got an idea in mind about blowing off steam.]

So, where to?

You'll see. C'mon.

_{[AND SHE WILL LEAD HIM OUTSIDE AND DOWN THE ROAD until they've officially left suburbia and entered the downtown area. The sun's dipping low in the sky by that point, making the shadows cast by the gates of one of the several prominent junkyards in the city run long.]}

Here we are.

We're gonna break some shit.

[That is exactly the suggestion Envy wanted to hear. He bares his teeth in a grin that's still a bit strained.]

Now that sounds like a good idea.

Let's go to the top of one of those piles and kick things off it.

[Destruction! Fun times!! Envy loves breaking shit.]

_{[She grins back. By the time it's dark, she's hoping his smile will be a little less strained.]}

See, you get me. This is why we get along so well.

Race you to the top onetwothreeGO!

_{[And then she TAKES OFF.]}

[With a shout, Envy's off after her. But she had a headstart, so he clambers up onto the top of the junk heap just a little behind her.]

You're such a cheater.

[NOT THAT ENVY CAN TALK. But while he was on his way up, he noticed something that he was already sort of dubious about.]

...Heather, all this stuff is already broken.

[How satisfying could THAT be??]

_{[Getting headstarts is how Heather does everything. She answers with a mad witch's cackle as she climbs to the top of the pile like a monkey, and then stands at the top, planting her hands on her hips and puffing as she surveys the sprawl of twisted scrap metal and old appliances stretching out before them. It's a junkyard and not the city dump, so at least it doesn't SMELL.]

[She wouldn't bring Envy somewhere GROSS to get out all his anger.]

[When he voices his doubt, she flashes him a wild grin.]}

Yeah, and that just makes it all easier to totally ruin.

Watch this.

_{[Lifting a leg, she gives a precariously-balanced, ancient-looking television a hard nudge and sends it tumbling down the hill-- breaking into dozens of pieces on the way down.]}

[Envy is VERY glad that she didn't take him somewhere gross, because he would have refused to go in.]

[Still skeptical, he watches as Heather kicks the TV down the pile...and holy shit that was actually great??]

[He no longer looks skeptical.]

Yeah, I GUESS you could be onto something.

[He finds a broken old stereo and hefts it in one hand, tossing it as far out as he can, feeling a thrill as it shatters against the ground. Yep, definitely onto something.]

_{[His efforts get a loud, congratulatory whoop from Heather, and then it's ON.]

[The next fifteen minutes or so are filled with more destruction than SHOULD be able to be reasonably crammed into fifteen minutes. Between the sound of breaking glass and bellowed warcries, it's kind of a miracle no security guards have come to boot them out.]

[Roaring triumphantly, Heather straightens up with an entire junked motor-scooter held aloft, her arms quaking with the effort. It's probably already been partially-gutted, otherwise she wouldn't be able to lift it at all.]}

OUTTA MY WAY! TIMBERRRRRRRR!

_{[Making a break for the edge of the pile, she hucks the bike off the edge with as much force as possible, nearly toppling off in the process but catching herself just in time. And then standing with her hands on her knees, panting and watching the thing go crashing down to the ground below.]}

[Heather was right, this is great. Turns out that rampant property destruction is still fun even when nobody currently owns the property, who knew?]

[He moves out of her way with a wild laugh as she lifts the bike, holding off on kicking a toaster so that he can watch her FEAT OF STRENGTH--]

[Except this isn't the first time he's watched her do something like this, is it? Envy hadn't thought about those dreams in a while, there had been too much else going on since then, but now that he really thinks of it...and there had been that talk before the weird weekend too, her intensity when she said she'd kill Dante if she appeared.]

...hey, Heather?

[He's gone oddly quiet, almost uncertain if he should even bring it up. But it is strange, isn't it? Not even so much her wanting to kill his former master, but how MUCH she seems to want to.]

_{[She looks over her shoulder at him, still panting. There's a light in her eyes. Not the strange, smoldering, sinister one that she'd had in the dream with a woman at her feet in chains. But it's still a weird, ferocious energy that most average people probably don't get from destroying things.]

[She speaks, breathlessly.]}

Yeah?

What's up?

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[Normally, Envy wouldn't think twice about that strange energy. He gets that way himself. But right now, when he's looking for it...]

Do you remember anything from a few months ago, when we all went into each others' dreams? From what happened in mine?

Huh? ... Oh, yeah! 'Course I do.

_{[She straightens up, grinning. Is that all?]}

Hey, you never DID explain what the fuck was up with those creepy babies!

Ah...yeah, the babies are from the same place homunculi come from, it's an alchemy...thing. But that's not what I'm trying to--

[He gestures for a few moments, trying to figure out just what he is trying to ask, and how to say it. Then he sighs, his arms folding almost defensively; there's no use dodging around it.]

I meant do you remember what happened with my mast--my mother.

You were acting like...like how I'd act to my father, almost.

Heather, how much do you actually KNOW about what she did? Did Lust or Greed tell you anything?

[One last straw to grasp for an easy explanation, because for all he knows either of them could have told her a lot more than he did.]

_{[Her grin fades when he doesn't return it, and she cocks her head to the side, raising a brow.]}

... Uh... no?

I mean... not really. I was just goin' off of what you said.

_{[In her mind, what he'd said was plenty! The bitch made him call her Master, for crying out loud.]}

I haven't told you very much, though. Hardly anything.

When I say you looked like how I would for someone I've wanted to kill for a long time, I'm not saying it lightly.

[REVENGE MODE ENVY IS NOT A PERSON YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE EVER.]

I mean, you dragged her out in chains and threw her off a cliff. You throwing that scooter just now is what reminded me.

[And gave him a bit of a panic attack in the process, which...he knows she's not normally one to do.]

It's...more than just what I said, isn't it?

_{[She started out looking kind of baffled, but as he elaborates... she actually seems to get a little edgy.]

[Mouth tugging into a frown, she folds her arms.]}

Well, sure, you haven't told me any gory details... but I know this kinda shit when I see it. She had you callin' her 'Master' and doin' dirtywork for her. And she had a bunch of OTHER people under her thumb, too.

_{[And she hurt you enough that you flinch sometimes when people take a certain tone with your name.]}

Isn't that enough?

_{[We'll take AVOIDING THE QUESTION for five hundred, Alex!]}

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[He notices her getting edgy, which probably means he's on the right track. He doesn't want to push her until she completely shuts this down, but...]

[He needs to know.]

It's enough to be angry. It's enough to want to hurt her.

[He himself knows just as little about her mother, and yet he'd want to kill Dahlia or hurt her if he ever saw her. But that's also HIM and he knows he is in no way normal.]

And you aren't wrong about her. But I've seen you pissed off on other people's behalf before. I've NEVER seen you look like you did with her.

[He shifts in place a little, a poorly-hidden uncomfortable expression crossing his face. It looks a lot like the one he'd worn in the dream.]

_{[He's DEFINITELY on the right track.]

[She's not sure she LIKES him being on the right track.]

[But while she can already feel defensive bafflement boiling up (why is he being so weird about this? She was doing it for HIM!), the fact that he looks... uncomfortable rather than angry is enough to make the bafflement overpower the defensiveness.]}

... Well-- I just feel really fuckin' strongly about moms who treat their kids like shit, okay? Is that a problem?

I mean-- I thought we talked about this.

_{[They HAVE, but not ENOUGH. This is what happens when you aggressively delve into other peoples' family issues while pointedly not giving anything but the bare bones of your own, Heather. EVENTUALLY, QUESTIONS START GETTING ASKED.]}

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