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Envy ([personal profile] exeggutorhead) wrote2015-06-30 09:59 pm

65th Transformation [text | action for Shark House]

[There's just a short text from Envy's number today:]

Hypothetically, if you have to use a fire extinguisher on an oven, the oven would still work afterwards right?

[Any of Envy's housemates who came to investigate the mix of angry and then panicked shouting that happened shortly before that text went out will be able to find him sitting on the edge of the couch, with flecks of foam all over his front and in his hair, staring at the door to the kitchen like he'd like to murder it. There's a thick, acrid smoke spilling out of the doorway. It smells a little like oranges. But mostly just nasty burnt food.]

[Looking inside the kitchen will reveal batter covered dishes, a frying pan filled to the edges with a smoldering black thing which may have been a pancake, and a pot that's the source of most of the smoke. It's also clearly what the fire extinguisher was aimed at. No, that wasn't a hypothetical question at all.]

[Envy, in the midst of the frustration, is hoping that he's not going to have to buy Greed a new oven.]
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Getting headstarts is how Heather does everything. She answers with a mad witch's cackle as she climbs to the top of the pile like a monkey, and then stands at the top, planting her hands on her hips and puffing as she surveys the sprawl of twisted scrap metal and old appliances stretching out before them. It's a junkyard and not the city dump, so at least it doesn't SMELL.]

[She wouldn't bring Envy somewhere GROSS to get out all his anger.]

[When he voices his doubt, she flashes him a wild grin.]


Yeah, and that just makes it all easier to totally ruin.

Watch this.

[Lifting a leg, she gives a precariously-balanced, ancient-looking television a hard nudge and sends it tumbling down the hill-- breaking into dozens of pieces on the way down.]
foolishwren: except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell (life is so easy its like riding a bike)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[His efforts get a loud, congratulatory whoop from Heather, and then it's ON.]

[The next fifteen minutes or so are filled with more destruction than SHOULD be able to be reasonably crammed into fifteen minutes. Between the sound of breaking glass and bellowed warcries, it's kind of a miracle no security guards have come to boot them out.]

[Roaring triumphantly, Heather straightens up with an entire junked motor-scooter held aloft, her arms quaking with the effort. It's probably already been partially-gutted, otherwise she wouldn't be able to lift it at all.]


OUTTA MY WAY! TIMBERRRRRRRR!

[Making a break for the edge of the pile, she hucks the bike off the edge with as much force as possible, nearly toppling off in the process but catching herself just in time. And then standing with her hands on her knees, panting and watching the thing go crashing down to the ground below.]
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-08 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks over her shoulder at him, still panting. There's a light in her eyes. Not the strange, smoldering, sinister one that she'd had in the dream with a woman at her feet in chains. But it's still a weird, ferocious energy that most average people probably don't get from destroying things.]

[She speaks, breathlessly.]


Yeah?

What's up?
Edited 2015-08-08 22:33 (UTC)
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-10 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? ... Oh, yeah! 'Course I do.

[She straightens up, grinning. Is that all?]

Hey, you never DID explain what the fuck was up with those creepy babies!
foolishwren: like 1-800-DID-I-ASK (why are you telling me this)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Her grin fades when he doesn't return it, and she cocks her head to the side, raising a brow.]

... Uh... no?

I mean... not really. I was just goin' off of what you said.

[In her mind, what he'd said was plenty! The bitch made him call her Master, for crying out loud.]
foolishwren: Uh, YEAH, I sure HOPE it does! (ROAD work ahead??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[She started out looking kind of baffled, but as he elaborates... she actually seems to get a little edgy.]

[Mouth tugging into a frown, she folds her arms.]


Well, sure, you haven't told me any gory details... but I know this kinda shit when I see it. She had you callin' her 'Master' and doin' dirtywork for her. And she had a bunch of OTHER people under her thumb, too.

[And she hurt you enough that you flinch sometimes when people take a certain tone with your name.]

Isn't that enough?

[We'll take AVOIDING THE QUESTION for five hundred, Alex!]
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foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He's DEFINITELY on the right track.]

[She's not sure she LIKES him being on the right track.]

[But while she can already feel defensive bafflement boiling up (why is he being so weird about this? She was doing it for HIM!), the fact that he looks... uncomfortable rather than angry is enough to make the bafflement overpower the defensiveness.]


... Well-- I just feel really fuckin' strongly about moms who treat their kids like shit, okay? Is that a problem?

I mean-- I thought we talked about this.

[They HAVE, but not ENOUGH. This is what happens when you aggressively delve into other peoples' family issues while pointedly not giving anything but the bare bones of your own, Heather. EVENTUALLY, QUESTIONS START GETTING ASKED.]
foolishwren: no i been crying bitch leave me alone ("your eyes hella red u been smokin??")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-21 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She'd gotten a LITTLE carried away in the dream. Just a little. ... Okay, a lot.]

[She definitely looks uncomfortable now. Of all the things she'd have expected Envy (or ANY of her friends, really) to call her out on... this was not it.]

[Her knuckles crack audibly as she flexes her fingers-- not out of anger, but more... nervous energy.]


Well-- okay, yeah, it's kinda personal. She reminds me of MY mom, and I'd kill that bitch over and OVER if I could. And after the shit yours SAID about you in that dream? I just-- I-I don't get why this is a thing.

Why does it matter if it was personal or not?
foolishwren: sour jesus... cool ranch jesus... doritos locos tacos jesus... (oh sweet jesus...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-22 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[As he goes on, the flustered, defensive irritation fades from her face. It's replaced with alarmed realization and the sensation of a bucket of ice cascading into her stomach.]

[Because oh.]

[Oh shit.]



[That had been an incredibly stupid thing to do.]




.... I'm sorry. I shouldn'tve done that.

[She mumbles it hastily, and the contriteness in her voice and face are genuine.]

[... But she's still not answering the question.]
foolishwren: My MILKSHAKE, you guys. (He asks if i want kale in my milkshake)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-22 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[The fact that he's come far enough to realize that is downright impressive, and as uncomfortable as this whole conversation has become, Heather can't help but feel a little... touched that he's quite literally trying to do the same thing for her that she's been doing for him.]

[... And it's good to hear that it's helped, too.]


I... well, yeah.

Yeah, I've got issues.

And I can't... say that I wouldn't treat her the exact same way if she showed her face in real life. Maybe I wouldn't be as... crazy in the process, but...

[She scuffs her shoe on an old rubber mat that's poking out of the top of the pile.]

... She talked about you like you weren't even a person. Like you were just a tool.

I don't-- I'm sick of people I care about being treated like that by someone who's supposed to LOVE them. Someone who they're supposed to be able to trust. I just-- I hate the fact that ANYONE is still going through what I did.

Especially you guys. All of you.
foolishwren: baka (it's not like I LIKE you or anything)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[At that, she snorts. Never made a secret indeed.]

Yeah, I could tell.

[There's a little of that smoldering undertone in her voice... but nowhere near the intensity it had in the dream.]

[Still, she clings to it-- it's easier to be angry about Dante than it is to deal with the yawning abyss of sickening dread that is the topic of Dahlia Gillespie.]

[Not knowing what else to do, she folds her arms.]


Yeah.

I was the means to an end.
foolishwren: and walk backwards into Hell (i will face God)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah.

[It's not a lie. That's what it had started out as, after all.]

[Her hands find their way down to her pockets, and she turns away from Envy slightly, looking back out across the scrapyard of ruined and abandoned appliances.]


I could make things happen, just by thinking about it.

I could make problems 'go away'.

Especially if those problems were people she didn't like.

[Silent Hill had always had a history of mysterious disappearances. It just so happened that a few of those disappearances, circa 1980 or so, had been the result of little Alessa Gillespie wanting very much to make her Mommy happy.]
foolishwren: a family can be a husband, a metal husband, a cockroach son/husband who exists in a quantum state, a ghost son, an adopted flesh son who accidentally wandered into your pocket dimension, and 998 tins of coffee. (a family doesnt have 2 b parents + a kid)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-08-31 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's right, she definitely minds. More now than she had back then, when she'd been too young to really know any better. And it wasn't as though the people she was 'taking care of' had necessarily been innocent... given the types Dahlia associated with, the targets of her careful malice could be up-and-coming rivals for power within the cult itself just as easily as well-meaning outsiders who were too close to digging up the truth. There had been plenty of both, and Alessa had been so much more practical to use than physical methods that could be tracked back to the Order.]

[No police officer would take rampant schoolyard rumors of the Gillespie girl being a witch as credible evidence, and that was the only evidence there was.]

[Throat tight, she looks back at Envy and his offering, surprised-- and then a strained but genuine smile tugs at the corners of her mouth.]


... Thanks.

[She'll take it, hold it appraisingly for a moment, and then drop-kick it as hard as she can off of the junk-pile.]

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