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exeggutorhead) wrote2015-06-30 09:59 pm
exeggutorhead) wrote2015-06-30 09:59 pm
65th Transformation [text | action for Shark House]
[There's just a short text from Envy's number today:]
Hypothetically, if you have to use a fire extinguisher on an oven, the oven would still work afterwards right?
[Any of Envy's housemates who came to investigate the mix of angry and then panicked shouting that happened shortly before that text went out will be able to find him sitting on the edge of the couch, with flecks of foam all over his front and in his hair, staring at the door to the kitchen like he'd like to murder it. There's a thick, acrid smoke spilling out of the doorway. It smells a little like oranges. But mostly just nasty burnt food.]
[Looking inside the kitchen will reveal batter covered dishes, a frying pan filled to the edges with a smoldering black thing which may have been a pancake, and a pot that's the source of most of the smoke. It's also clearly what the fire extinguisher was aimed at. No, that wasn't a hypothetical question at all.]
[Envy, in the midst of the frustration, is hoping that he's not going to have to buy Greed a new oven.]
Hypothetically, if you have to use a fire extinguisher on an oven, the oven would still work afterwards right?
[Any of Envy's housemates who came to investigate the mix of angry and then panicked shouting that happened shortly before that text went out will be able to find him sitting on the edge of the couch, with flecks of foam all over his front and in his hair, staring at the door to the kitchen like he'd like to murder it. There's a thick, acrid smoke spilling out of the doorway. It smells a little like oranges. But mostly just nasty burnt food.]
[Looking inside the kitchen will reveal batter covered dishes, a frying pan filled to the edges with a smoldering black thing which may have been a pancake, and a pot that's the source of most of the smoke. It's also clearly what the fire extinguisher was aimed at. No, that wasn't a hypothetical question at all.]
[Envy, in the midst of the frustration, is hoping that he's not going to have to buy Greed a new oven.]
text, /a week later with starbucks
probably
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but hell if I'm putting it back together myself, I'm not a mechanic. It'd be worse than if I'd just left it on fire.
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who honeslty i think are just doing some sort of magic because i dont understand bit of it myself
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but I've gotta say, for repairs that seem like magic, you can't beat alchemy. if people had that here it'd be a lot more convenient to get anything fixed.
[Not that Envy can use alchemy himself, but again, that's what you hire people for.]
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it's scientific equations in the form of circles, and if you have the right circle and the right materials, you can transmute objects into other objects.
that's the simple explanation anyway. I can go into more detail if you're interested.
but say you've got a smashed radio. if you've still got all the pieces, an alchemist can transmute it back together and working again.
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