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exeggutorhead) wrote2014-12-13 02:07 pm
exeggutorhead) wrote2014-12-13 02:07 pm
60th Transformation [video]
[Well, here's two faces that haven't been seen by anyone since Fourth Wall weekend ended. Envy and Scar are certainly looking the worse for wear between the scrapes, bruises, and what grime wouldn't come off in a Pokemon Center sink, because that's what happens when you're lost in a dark cave for almost two weeks.]
[Judging from the wind and the way their clothes and hair are whipping around them, they're in the air…and stuck on the back of a single Pokemon. Envy is sitting in front of Scar, and Scar is looming behind him and not looking like he quite fits on the back of a bananasaurus.]
[For a second after he opens the feed, Envy's just giving the camera a tired, thousand yard stare. His mouth isn't visible under the scarf he's wearing, so no hints there. But then he snaps out of it enough to say:]
So we didn't die. We're on our way back to Goldenrod now. I'm never going in another cave again as long as I live.
[And he doesn't have the energy for much more than that. THAT'S THE MESSAGE, THERE IT IS. He closes out the feed.]
[[ooc: This is a joint post between Envy and Scar! So Scar may also be replying to threads.]]
[Judging from the wind and the way their clothes and hair are whipping around them, they're in the air…and stuck on the back of a single Pokemon. Envy is sitting in front of Scar, and Scar is looming behind him and not looking like he quite fits on the back of a bananasaurus.]
[For a second after he opens the feed, Envy's just giving the camera a tired, thousand yard stare. His mouth isn't visible under the scarf he's wearing, so no hints there. But then he snaps out of it enough to say:]
So we didn't die. We're on our way back to Goldenrod now. I'm never going in another cave again as long as I live.
[And he doesn't have the energy for much more than that. THAT'S THE MESSAGE, THERE IT IS. He closes out the feed.]
[[ooc: This is a joint post between Envy and Scar! So Scar may also be replying to threads.]]
[Video]
We would've been out sooner, if the light hadn't gone out.
[Among a host of other misfortunes and Scar breaking his leg.]
[Video]
Henry still won't stop talking about those.
[Video]
[Envy has seen his fair share of eldritch body horror creatures, but YOU KNOW WHAT. THAT BIDOOF WAS NOT OKAY.]
There wasn't one of those in there, but you know what was? The cutest little yellow thing, except then when it came out of the shadows it had a giant toothy alligator mouth growing out of the back of its head.
That's what was in that cave.
[Video]
Was it some kinda freaky 'weird weekend' thing or was it actually a Pokemon?
... 'Cause, I mean, really, I wouldn't rule out either.
[Video]
[HE'S NOT SURE ABOUT LETTING IT BACK OUT, EITHER.]
Re: [Video]
Well, uh... hopefully it'll calm down?
... Or you could just put it in a box and never look at it again. Like I did with that fuckin' centauripede.
[Video]
Wait, what centauripede? Have you told me this story before?
[Video]
Okay so like... there was this girl awhile back. Misaki was her name, I think. Something like that.
Anyway, we had a battle, and she sent out one of those centipedes that's shaped kinda like a horse? Like a really shortlegged bug horse that's huge?
Anyway, I beat her, but then the goddamn thing tried to steamroll me.
IN PUBLIC.
Like, there was ONE THOUGHT running through that thing's head, and it was murder.
.... So yeah, guess which Pokemon popped up in my box when that girl disappeared.