exeggutorhead | 56th Transformation [FOURTH WALL]

[A: Cycling Road]

[Envy hasn't been having a bad time of it, all things considered. He's been teleporting around, but honestly he's almost used to that by now, and he's got his powers back! That's always a plus. Usually when incredibly inconvenient shit happens, it's right off the bat. Right?]

[Not right. Not right at all. It's late afternoon, around the fourth or fifth time Envy's winked out of existence and appeared somewhere else. This time, he doesn't recognize where he is. He's on some kind of wide, flat, steep as hell road surrounded by ocean. And he gets exactly five seconds to look around before he hears the sound of his oncoming doom. Doom sounds a whole lot like a whole lot of wheels on pavement. Apparently, today sounded like a good day for half the cyclists in existence to have a marathon race down Cycling Road.]

[If Envy didn't have his superpowers, he would have had a not fun time getting run over. But since he does have them, he's able to leap twenty feet in the air like the world's most startled cat, and thank goodness there's a big metal support arch there for him to grab onto and haul himself on top of.]

[The cyclists just keep on coming, not in quite such a wave as the minutes pass, but there are still way too many for him to jump down or try to get off the main path. Yeah, he'll be staying up here for a little while. And the longer he does, the more he's deciding on how best to knock over the most bicycles in one go.]

[B: Anywhere]

[Envy can be found just about anywhere, but since this is one of the few times a year he gets to use his powers, he might not look like himself. If anyone watches him walk down the street or route for long enough, they'll probably see him glow bright white and suddenly look like a totally different person mid-stride. He's also up for some gratuitous property destruction any time for any reason at all.]

[There's also some things following him, which he's very deliberately ignoring. They look like…floating tree stumps? There's a few of them, peeking up behind trash bins and lampposts, staying mostly out of sight.]

Threaded | Flat

[If Envy is paying attention, he might notice someone who looks a hell of a lot like Archer hanging about, though his hair is in front of his face instead of smoothed back, he's wearing something that doesn't quite look like Archer would pick out himself, and his also currently wearing sunglasses that obscure his eyes.

That and he's currently gaping at Envy like he isn't sure what he's seeing.]

[It's probably a good thing that Gabriel has somehow ended up right along the edge of the Cycling Road... somehow. Who knows how. Maybe he was lucky enough to glitch on the edge, but either way, he gets to witness Envy leap twenty feet in the air and let out a whistle.]

Are you a gymnast?

[The Schattenjäger, who doesn't notice supernatural creatures when they're right in front of him, everyone.]

Meow.

[There is suddenly a cat looking up at Envy, meowing. Somehow, it might look kind of familiar to Envy even though it's never been in this place before.]

_{_aaaaaaaa} _aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!

_{[This is the sound Envy would hear before a ragged yellow and green creature dropped on top of him from a large, dark hole surrounded by ominous runes written in blood that was hovering a good twelve feet above them. It disappeared with a loud reverberating VWOP sound.]}

[Beatrice almost gets run over herself, but lucky for her she's able to dive to the side of the road in time. There's a clear look of shock on her face, both from her situation and the way Envy jumps so high as if it's nothing.]

H-How did you do that?

[She shakily gets back on her feet.]

{ She raises a hand to shield her eye, startled by someone...glowing? That can't be natural. It takes her eye a few moments to adjust, but when it does, she is unable to hide a surprised gasp. }

Envy? Didya know yer glowing? { A weird talent to the say the least. } Uh... Is that really you?

{ Now he looks different.

What the hell is going on? }

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A because my guys can't stop bothering Envy

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