Envy (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
exeggutorhead) wrote2012-09-30 01:53 pm
exeggutorhead) wrote2012-09-30 01:53 pm
39th Transformation [video/action for travelmates]
[The feed opens on a pleased looking Zoroark curled on the floor of an inn, and a Houndoom wearing sunglasses that's sitting next to her and looking very proud of himself, his tail whapping against the floor. As for the reason why, there are a trio of red and black eggs sitting in between the front paws of the Zoroark. She's clearly showing them off for the camera.]
I've got a problem. You see… [The camera turns around to show Envy, who is putting on a fantastic act of 'oh whatever will I do'.] I've got these eggs, and as amazing as the Pokemon they'll hatch into are going to be, I can't take care of three more of them.
[He sighs, shrugs, and then grins.] But I figure some of you would be happy to own one of these, so I'm going to be selling them. They'll be one thousand each.
[Translation: Someone take these eggs he doesn't want them. He turns the camera back around to focus on the eggs and their mother again before the feed ends. Come on, surely you want something so cool, right?]
((ooc: All eggs have already been claimed!))
I've got a problem. You see… [The camera turns around to show Envy, who is putting on a fantastic act of 'oh whatever will I do'.] I've got these eggs, and as amazing as the Pokemon they'll hatch into are going to be, I can't take care of three more of them.
[He sighs, shrugs, and then grins.] But I figure some of you would be happy to own one of these, so I'm going to be selling them. They'll be one thousand each.
[Translation: Someone take these eggs he doesn't want them. He turns the camera back around to focus on the eggs and their mother again before the feed ends. Come on, surely you want something so cool, right?]
((ooc: All eggs have already been claimed!))
[video]
Did you ever figure out how to teach that dinosaur or whatever how to fly?
[video]
He's getting pretty damn good at it by now.
[Although damn Henry you look less than good.]
...what happened to you?
[video]
What kind of pokemon is that?
[video]
[aka two important people disappeared at once and he didn't feel much like talking to the network :c He does look perfectly happy to talk about Lilith, though. He points at her over his shoulder.]
You mean her? She's a Zoroark, one of the new ones that showed up on Valentine's Day.
[video]
[Henry was a good listener! Even if he was a little grumpy today.]
I've never seen one before. It almost looks like a real animal from back home.
[video]
[He looks amused before giving Lilith a brief scratch behind the ears, pausing in a sort of considering way before he actually decides to answer Henry's first question. Henry's his friend, after all, so talking about it a little is okay.]
...some people disappeared that were here a long time. I'd almost thought they'd be stuck here forever. [He gives a little half-laugh, not really a humorous noise.] Stupid of me.
[video]
I hope I'm stuck here forever...
[video]
[He's happy in Johto. He's got friends here.]
...What's your world like, anyway? [He's not sure he wants to talk about people disappearing anymore, and he's just realized that most of what he knows about Henry's world is that it's got Spiderman.]
[video]
[Nicotine-deprived Henry is unapologetically blunt.]
If you decide to get an apartment and the price seems too good to be true, it is. Go live in a tent or something.
[video]
[Henry what even]
[what is your life?]
I'll...remember that. Damn, no wonder you like it here better.
[Because what else do you even say to that. Envy actually doesn't look skeptical; Henry doesn't look like he's lying, and he's heard a lot of really weird stories since coming here. He pauses for a moment.]
Out of your walls, really?
[video]
There was also some giant undulating flesh monster that I thought was supposed to be an umbilical cord...but after a while, I'm pretty sure it stopped being anything like that and was just a big monster dick.
Giant monster dick.
Monster dick.
[He's just going to repeat that a few times, okay, Envy?]