39th Transformation [video/action for travelmates]

[exeggutorhead]

[The feed opens on a pleased looking Zoroark curled on the floor of an inn, and a Houndoom wearing sunglasses that's sitting next to her and looking very proud of himself, his tail whapping against the floor. As for the reason why, there are a trio of red and black eggs sitting in between the front paws of the Zoroark. She's clearly showing them off for the camera.]

I've got a problem. You see… [The camera turns around to show Envy, who is putting on a fantastic act of 'oh whatever will I do'.] I've got these eggs, and as amazing as the Pokemon they'll hatch into are going to be, I can't take care of three more of them.

[He sighs, shrugs, and then grins.] But I figure some of you would be happy to own one of these, so I'm going to be selling them. They'll be one thousand each.

[Translation: Someone take these eggs he doesn't want them. He turns the camera back around to focus on the eggs and their mother again before the feed ends. Come on, surely you want something so cool, right?]

((ooc: All eggs have already been claimed!))

Comments

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

To be honest, it was pretty shitty when I left it. Meat walls. Monsters coming out of my walls. Some serial killer ghost haunting the apartment complex I lived at wanting to crawl up inside my neighbor because he has a mommy complex.

_{[Nicotine-deprived Henry is unapologetically blunt.]}

If you decide to get an apartment and the price seems too good to be true, it is. Go live in a tent or something.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[...]

[Henry what even]

[what is your life?]

I'll...remember that. Damn, no wonder you like it here better.

[Because what else do you even say to that. Envy actually doesn't look skeptical; Henry doesn't look like he's lying, and he's heard a lot of really weird stories since coming here. He pauses for a moment.]

Out of your walls, really?

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

yeah.

There was also some giant undulating flesh monster that I thought was supposed to be an umbilical cord...but after a while, I'm pretty sure it stopped being anything like that and was just a big monster dick.

Giant monster dick.

Monster dick.

_{[He's just going to repeat that a few times, okay, Envy?]}