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Envy ([personal profile] exeggutorhead) wrote2010-10-05 08:28 pm
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"Hey, this is Envy. I'm busy or not around, so say whatever you want here and I might get back to you about it."
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exeggutorhead: (well this is kinda awkward)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-22 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess...it is Friday?

[Envy's not so sure about this new trend of a day of the week compelling them at random, or...whatever last week had been.]
a_sin_for_him: (you're insane)

[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2016-02-22 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Good god.

[Lust sighs and slumps into a kitchen seat. These Fridays...they're beginning to drive her mad.]

You know I wouldn't normally do that.
exeggutorhead: (come on guys I'm reading)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-22 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, believe me, I know.

[Now that the shock's wearing off, Envy quickly finishes making his cereal and plunks down in the chair opposite her, gesturing with his spoon.]

So...I guess we know you got hit with it. But I haven't kissed anyone.

[...]

I wonder if anyone else in the house got it.

[HE WONDERS IF HE SHOULD WORRY.]
a_sin_for_him: (seriously what the hell)

[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2016-02-22 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god....

[Trying to imagine anyone else afflicted with this particular curse... No. None of that seemed like it would end well. Especially considering the assortment of individuals in the house.]

I sincerely hope not.
exeggutorhead: (OHSHI--)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-22 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy's eyes get just a little bigger.]

What if Henry gets hit with it?
a_sin_for_him: (seriously what the hell)

[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2016-02-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Or Scar? Oh god help us.

[Lust buries her face in her hands. She's more concerned about other members of the household being afflicted than herself. She's a pleasant looking woman, she can get away with spontaneously planting marks of affection on anyone she encounters.]

[Others, not so much.]

Should we put a post it note on the fridge?
exeggutorhead: (NOOO I DIDN'T KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND NOT)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-22 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy pauses, spoon halfway to his mouth. He imagines Scar slowly approaching, with that very same scowl on his face, leaning down, picking him up--]

Did...did he kiss you this morning? This is important for me to know now.

[HE IS MILDLY TERRIFIED.]
a_sin_for_him: (you're insane)

[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2016-02-22 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
....if he had, how does that make any difference either way? He does kiss me. And I kissed him so it doesn't help us any.

[She's more than mildly terrified of the idea of Henry and Scar encountering one another while either of them were afflicted. Or god forbid, Scar and Heather. The former to the latter and heaven help them all...]
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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-22 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but if maybe it was different than usual...

[He waves his arms some as he shrugs.]

Just saying, I think most people here don't want to get kissed by Scar and he's more difficult to escape.

[Except not really, but he doesn't know that she's going to become the Smooch Assassin.]
a_sin_for_him: (you're insane)

[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2016-02-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why would it be any different? He is affectionate behind closed doors.

[What in god's good name did Envy think they did? Maybe they were more restrained than most couples who'd been together as long, but they're hardly living as monk and nun.]

Well...I'd guess if he is afflicted, he'd rather lock himself in our room than do that to anyone.

[Or go hide in a cave, it was Scar.]
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