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"Hey, this is Envy. I'm busy or not around, so say whatever you want here and I might get back to you about it."

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[exeggutorhead]

[Ah, yes, this is how he dies.]

[Envy LEAPS up out of his chair with a loud, alarmed yell of his own. Or tries to, anyway. Really he just winds up in a tangle of folding chair on the ground.]

Holy shit, I didn't do i--

[Wait. That is a much smaller shape than he was expecting.]

Henry?!

[?!??!?]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Henry is grinning.]

[Henry is grinning a lot.]</sub>

ENVY I MADE ONE MILLION PANCAKES.

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[This is possibly the most bizarre thing Envy's ever seen, which is saying a lot.]

I...you made all those?

[Said cautiously, as you would to a twitchy rhinoceros who you aren't quite sure is going to charge.]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry advances on him, grabbing up one of the syrupy pancakes with his bare hand and the look in his eye hints that he has every single intention of shoving it into Envy's face if he's able.]}

YEAH.

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[PLEASE DO NOT.]

[To keep from having a pancake shoved right into his mouth, Envy reaches out to take it. He'll get syrup on his hands it's the lesser of two evils.]

I'll uh. Have another one, then. I had some when I woke up.

Did you run all the way here?

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The pancake mushes between his fingers as he clenches his fists.]}

GREAT AND YEAH I DID I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT BREAKFAST AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GO TO WORK HUNGRY YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

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Yeeeah. Yeah, you're my best friend too, thanks for thinking of me.

Uh.

[Withdraws...reach...? Maybe Henry's decided he doesn't need the pancake after all.]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[For a long moment, Henry is still. Very still. And then something in his face changes. You can SEE the gears whirling behind his eyes. And suddenly as he appeared, he turns and jogs out of the tent, plate still in-hand.]

[There he goes, the mystery man.]</sub>

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[Well that happened.]