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[exeggutorhead]

"Hey, this is Envy. I'm busy or not around, so say whatever you want here and I might get back to you about it."

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[exeggutorhead]

what is the clown there for

[WHAT IS HE LOOKING AT?? HE'S SO CONFUSED]

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[foolishwren]

its the birthday clown

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[exeggutorhead]

is my birthday present murder

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[foolishwren]

it will grant u a wish

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[exeggutorhead]

[The first thought that crosses his mind is to wish that she was home to give him this weird card thing in person. But he'd rather keep joking, no need to make this sad.]

can my wish be for it to let me live until my next birthday

how did u even make this

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[foolishwren]

_{[SHHHH she's trying not to think about that, herself.]}

sure that is a wise wish


and haha i used shinee.com, im surprised you haven't seen it yet

its like THE THING with preteen girls taking selfies with their glameows

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[exeggutorhead]

no i've never heard of it, but i'm going to steal this idea for lust's birthday. imagine her face






are you implying that i'm a preteen girl

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[foolishwren]

OMG u totally have to now holy shit i will cry if u dont





and well i mean u do dress like one

so

you know

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[exeggutorhead]

I'm doing it

I'll get a picture of her face if I can

and excuse you I am very fashionable

possibly the MOST fashionable

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[foolishwren]

envy i have actual photos of u hungover on the couch in purple pajama pants and a tank top with rhinestones and "boys are stupid throw stealthrocks at them" on it

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[exeggutorhead]

fashion

speaking of photos though

did you get a random picture of someone when you got sent back from that mess too?

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[foolishwren]

ok envy

and yea actually i did!

weird huh

must be something that everyone got

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[exeggutorhead]

must've been

but guess who's in my picture. guess.

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[foolishwren]

uhhhhhhhhhh


man you got me

who?

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[exeggutorhead]

my bastard dad, that's who

when you get home wanna help me burn the picture?

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[foolishwren]

um YES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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[exeggutorhead]

it's happening, we're doing it

what picture did you get?

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[foolishwren]

haha u remember douglas right?

i got a picture of him