All he said was that I couldn't stop him from seeing Lust! I-- I thought he-- I thought he came to HURT HER!!
And-- augh, and then Lust just-- 'You know what he's been through you know why he acts this way and YOU ATTACKED HIM'-- but I didn't, I challenged him to a POKEMON battle! But-- it doesn't matter, now I'M the bad guy and... and...
Al peeks into the living room curiously when he hears Envy start shrieking, and can't help a very smug smirk spreading across his face. Envy, you fucked uuuuuuuuuup...
"You really thought Scar would talk about something without someone pulling his teeth about it? You have met him before, right?"
What--but a Pokemon battle isn't attacking anyone!
[Attacking someone is attacking someone!]
[And then OF COURSE GODDAMN ALPHONSE SHOWS UP. Envy might be feeling pretty guilty right now but that doesn't mean he's taking shit from Al. He grabs a throw pillow and THROWS THE SHIT OUT OF IT in the direction of Al's face.]
[She doesn't bother uncovering her face. HEATHER'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. SHE'S IN SHAME TOWN.]
She thinks I attacked the guy she's completely in love with.
I'D hate me!
Just like I freakin' hate SCAR for hurting HER.
[Except Heather doesn't REALLY hate Scar with the new information taken into account and besides, Heather, it's not like Lust is ever gonna feel that way about you~...]
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And-- augh, and then Lust just-- 'You know what he's been through you know why he acts this way and YOU ATTACKED HIM'-- but I didn't, I challenged him to a POKEMON battle! But-- it doesn't matter, now I'M the bad guy and... and...
... AAAAAAUUUUGHHH! I HATE EVERYTHING!!
GODDAMMIT ENVY!!
drive-by thread bomb WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"You really thought Scar would talk about something without someone pulling his teeth about it? You have met him before, right?"
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[Attacking someone is attacking someone!]
[And then OF COURSE GODDAMN ALPHONSE SHOWS UP. Envy might be feeling pretty guilty right now but that doesn't mean he's taking shit from Al. He grabs a throw pillow and THROWS THE SHIT OUT OF IT in the direction of Al's face.]
You get out! I wasn't talking to you!
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I mean I-- I went up and shoved him but he didn't even MOVE, he's like twice my size, I didn't even EXPECT him to!!
I just-- AUGH!
And now she HATES me.
[She's so worked-up she doesn't even NOTICE the interruption from Al (yet). Her face is now buried in her hand.]
Fuck.
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[AND HE IS GONE! Enjoy your drama, guys.]
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I really don't think she hates you, she might be mad yeah, but that's not the same thing.
Look--I'll talk to her if I have to. It wasn't your fault you didn't know anything.
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She thinks I attacked the guy she's completely in love with.
I'D hate me!
Just like I freakin' hate SCAR for hurting HER.
[Except Heather doesn't REALLY hate Scar with the new information taken into account
and besides, Heather, it's not like Lust is ever gonna feel that way about you~...]Ugh. I'm so stupid. This is so stupid.
Seriously, Envy, why didn't you tell us?
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I'm sorry, I didn't think--
I thought he should have to explain. And I wasn't sure he would even be able to FIND you guys in the snow.
[He sighs. He still should've at least told Heather, there's not really any getting around it.]
What happened with her?