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[exeggutorhead]

"Hey, this is Envy. I'm busy or not around, so say whatever you want here and I might get back to you about it."

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[exeggutorhead]

[Envy continues gasping like a fish out of water, but oh--there his lungs go again. Ah, air. Air is a wonderful thing.]

[In response to her question, he moves one arm and then the other, wincing a little as he does but not nearly enough for there to be a break. It's his side that hurts mainly. He's going to feel this tomorrow for sure.]

Y'know...I know my last comeback was good, but you didn't have to run me over for it.

[...HE'LL BE OKAY.]

[paishodown]

[Asami holds her breath until Envy manages to get it together. Okay. Crisis averted, it seems.]

Don't pat yourself on the back too much for that one.

[She nonverbally offers to help him up.]

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, yeah, well...

[He stops talking to let out a sharp hiss of pain as he accepts her offer and pulls himself up. But he IS up, and standing steadily. Just a little hunched over. Why does pain have to be a thing? Why can't it just all go away immediately?]

[paishodown]

[Asami cringes when Envy recoils, but it's a relief when he manages to stand up.]

You sure you're all right?

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy prods gingerly at his side with his free hand and grimaces again, but nothing feels broken.]

Fine, I've been worse.

[Even here, he's been worse.]

Do you run down a lot of people, or do I get to be special?

[Joking is always an excellent distraction.]

[paishodown]

Actually, that was how I met my ex...

[She doesn't mind joking about it, now.]

[exeggutorhead]

[That actually gets a surprised laugh out of him.]

What, seriously?

You've got to start watching where you're going. If you get to keep that thing, anyway.

[He gives the moped a curious look. It must be something from one of the wishes.]

[paishodown]

Hey, he ran right out in front of me. And it all worked out just fine!

[E....ventually. "He cheated on me, so I stole his new girlfriend" is an unfair simplification.]