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Envy ([personal profile] exeggutorhead) wrote2010-10-05 08:28 pm
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"Hey, this is Envy. I'm busy or not around, so say whatever you want here and I might get back to you about it."
foolishwren: [puts it on highest setting] fuck you ([puts water in blender by itself])

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-12 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't surprise me.

Tricia fucked up his Pokemon pretty good too. Isn'that right, Trish? Ahuh, g'girl!

[The Manectric had circled back around to her trainer again and Heather bends down a little to pat her between the ears... leaving some rust-colored fingerprints on the canine's spiky yellow topknot in the process. She grimaces a little at the sight, looking back to Envy.]

I guess since you caught me coming in anyway, y'might as well. You know where the first-aid shit is better than me, probably.
foolishwren: i am just existing here (bro i am just)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-13 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool.

[She presses the kerchief back to her nose and follows him, dismissing Tricia with a slight wave of her hand.]

Treat later, 'kay Trish? I gotta get mopped up first.

[The electric-type sits down obediently, tail thumping.]
foolishwren: what the FUCK is that (*points at romance*)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-15 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't need any further urging to sit-- her feet have been killing her the whole walk back. She sits on the toilet, tugging her jacket off.]

I woulda, but I didn't have a free hand to dial your number with.

[Reaching over to the sink, she twists the hot knob on until she gets a flow that she can run her fingers under. She really wants her face to stop looking like the cover of a screamo punk album.]

'poligies in advance for bleedin' all over the floor tiles-- hey, are you okay?

[IS THERE A SPINARAK IN THE FIRST-AID KIT OR SOMETHING...]
foolishwren: but whatever the hell is wrong with him is WAY funnier (honestly i COULD fix him)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-19 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[After a moment or so, it becomes... pretty obvious what's going on. Heather's brows lift in realization... and then a crooked smile quirks up one side of her mouth.]

[Which she covers with one hand for a couple seconds, debating whether to say anything or not.]


... You've never used any of this shit in your life before, have you?
foolishwren: dad dad hey dad (hey dad it's me)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-20 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's chuckling-- she just can't help it.]

[Reaching out with a bruised hand, she tries to take the box.]


Don't worry about it.

I've patched myself up more times than I can count, in places way less comfortable than a bathroom in a nice house.
foolishwren: OH you mean GameStop haha yeah i know where that is (G-spot?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-24 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, if you insist.

[Still wearing that amused smile, she points into the box.]

See those band-aids? The ones with the wide ends but the super thin middles? Those're called butterfly bandages. They're for cuts that are pretty small but go deep. The sticky bits hold the cut closed so that it'll heal faster.

[She pulls aside the shaggy mess that is her bangs, prodding at a bloody spot on her forehead.]

Dude clocked me here pretty good and I think he had like, a ring on or something. Can you get a look and tell me if it needs one of those?
foolishwren: sometimes i don't vomit when i see you (ur kinda okay sometimes i guess)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-05-26 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I think I broke his nose, anyway... not the whole face, but it's right in the middle so it should count, right?

[She shoots Envy another bloody grin as she reaches out to wet her fingers again.]

N'yeah, we oughta clean it off before putting it on... headwounds bleed like bitches.

Is there any Eonsporin in there? Should be in a little tube with an Eevee logo... that'll help keep it from getting infected.
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-06-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She dabs at her face to clear the blood off, then rips off some toilet paper to wipe her forehead dry before the bandage goes on.]

Just a little bit-- like a little blob--

And oh, yeah?

Sure, shoot.

[SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S COMING.]
foolishwren: but then I'd have to go to super mega turbo hell for homos and i'm not quite out of my closet yet (well i COULD admit this is hot)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-06-06 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, whatever question she'd been expecting?]

[It hadn't been that.]

[Her eyes pop wide open, and she wastes NO TIME in launching into babbling explanations.]


Wh-- what? Weird? What're you talking about? Nothin's going on. What would be going on?

I'm cool with Lust. We're friends. What would be weird?
foolishwren: i was listening to mumford and sons and the banjo solo really went off (sorry i was speeding officer)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-06-09 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[A high-pitched, breathless laugh makes its way into Heather's voice, because her first impulse is to try and make like what Envy's claiming is RIDICULOUS. ABSOLUTE POPPYCOCK! HA HA. HAHAHAHA. HA...]

Falling all over myself? Whaaat?

When did THAT happen?

We were just talking! C'mon, can't a girl talk to... you know, another girl? Without it being weird? I wasn't being weird!
foolishwren: you spilled your......... flesh (hey uh...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-06-10 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
No, I-- I mean, YES! Yes, that's what I'm saying! [She waves a wad of bloody tissue that she'd been mopping at her nose with around like it helps make her point.] I'm not even gay, of course I don't have a crush on Lust! I like dudes! I'm not into girls, even ones who-- I mean, I'm not saying she's not pretty, she's GORGEOUS, I'm just-- you know...! Right? C'mon!

[And then she trails off, looking at him earnestly. PLS BELIEVE ME ENVY, OLD PAL.]
foolishwren: it's like a brony convention and Amy's Baking Company had a baby (ohmygod so much secondhand embarrassment)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-06-10 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[The face she makes at him when he fails to be moved by her powerful argument is downright sad-- especially since she still kind of looks like someone ran her over with a bike.]

Well-- I mean, I-- I just woke up then, I was being clumsy, that's all-- I--

[And then she groans, dropping her face into her hands. Okay. Fine. She gives up. What's the point.]

She's so fucking hot.

What the fuck is happening to me.

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