[Once she's actually out of the water, she picks up speed-- but he's already got a head start.]
[And she watches his tiny midget ass scoot directly up a tree trunk and lets out a roar, leaping over a small gulley in her pursuit.]
I'M GONNA COME RIGHT UP THAT TREE AFTER YOU!
[... Which is not going to be fun, because she's wearing a bikini bottom and zero shoes, and tree bark + bare skin are not amigos. But she'll do it anyway!]
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[And she watches his tiny midget ass scoot directly up a tree trunk and lets out a roar, leaping over a small gulley in her pursuit.]
I'M GONNA COME RIGHT UP THAT TREE AFTER YOU!
[... Which is not going to be fun, because she's wearing a bikini bottom and zero shoes, and tree bark + bare skin are not amigos. But she'll do it anyway!]