Envy (
exeggutorhead) wrote2015-04-01 11:37 am
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
62nd Transformation [video | action for Shark House]
[When Envy turns the video feed on, he's looking more baffled than anything. He tilts the screen down so that it shows the newly-hatched Amaura sleeping in his lap. The problem? He has no idea where the hell this dinosaur even came from.]
Okay, these aren't normally wandering around Goldenrod, and I don't see herds of them outside so it can't be that.
Did someone lose theirs?
[A Vaporeon jumps up onto the couch, next to him and starts grooming the Amaura's head, looking very motherly and pleased with herself. Ah, yes, another child for her how wonderful.]
[Envy sighs and angles the 'Gear back up to his face.]
If anyone did, I sure hope you don't want her back because you're going to have to fight Juliet for her.
[And possibly him too, considering how he's letting the baby sleep on him but shhhh.]
Okay, these aren't normally wandering around Goldenrod, and I don't see herds of them outside so it can't be that.
Did someone lose theirs?
[A Vaporeon jumps up onto the couch, next to him and starts grooming the Amaura's head, looking very motherly and pleased with herself. Ah, yes, another child for her how wonderful.]
[Envy sighs and angles the 'Gear back up to his face.]
If anyone did, I sure hope you don't want her back because you're going to have to fight Juliet for her.
[And possibly him too, considering how he's letting the baby sleep on him but shhhh.]
[Action]
[No, there's no danger of Envy taking anything out on the Amaura. If anything, he'll take even better care of her, just out of spite because Al probably doesn't think he could.]
[And oh. Envy snorts.]
Y'know, I would say I was surprised that humans have a holiday for that, but I'd be lying.
[THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE NOW-RARER TIMES WHEN HE'LL JUST THINK "HUMANS".]
Ha, sounds like Henry's kind of day, though.
[Action]
I feel like nobody should be surprised by anything humans do at this point.
We're like the universe's wild-card.
So, what're you gonna name her?
[Action]
[BY NOW, ANYWAY. Before coming here, Envy had mostly seen and worked with the worst humanity had to offer. Anything different had seemed like a rare exception that could be easily pushed into being just as awful.]
[He's been forced to realize differently now.]
I don't know yet. I'm sure something'll come to me.
I've got so many now that I almost think I'm running out of ideas.
[Action]
Stay here long enough and they start collecting like freakin' dust bunnies...
[She tilts her head, giving the dinosaur an appraising look.]
Hmmm... she kinda reminds me of a kaleidoscope.
[Action]
Yeah, she kinda does. I haven't seen any around in this world, didn't realize they were still a thing.
[Of course, when he thinks of a kaleidoscope he's thinking of one of these things.]
[Action]
Mainly as like... cheap little plastic party favor form, but yeah.
I used to have a ton of 'em as a kid.