exeggutorhead | [Video/voice/action for anyone in the Violet Pokecenter, backdated to Saturday the 13th]

[The feed turns on to show Envy sitting in a bed in what appears to be a room at the Pokecenter. However, that is probably not what you're looking at, as the ex-homunculus looks sort of like he's been hit by a truck ~~named Greed~~. One eye is completely swollen shut, and the other is blackened, he's got a bandage over a split lip, and there are a myriad of bruises everywhere. One wrist can be seen to be in a splint. Chimera the Larvitar is sleeping next to him, and an Ekans' head is also visible. He also looks extremely bored.]

[That boredom changes to panicked indignation when he notices the video is on.] WHAT? Goddamned machine I only wanted fucking--

[JOSTLE JOSTLE hands blankets, then it switches to audio only, where you can barely hear him muttering to himself, his voice sounding very pained.]

Owww...fucking weak human body...

[He speaks up again, sounding happier, as though he is trying to pretend that nobody saw that he was injured.]

Hey, anybody got anything interesting to talk about?

((ooc: Anybody who wants to comment/ask what the hell happened/make fun of him/pay him a visit is welcome :D))

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Holy shit, what happened to you?

_{[... She'll offer something interesting as soon as her curiosity is satisfied.]}

Got in a fight.

[Grump grump seems like everyone in Johto that he knows has now seen how badly he lost. Since he's in a bad mood, he feels like being slightly difficult with the details.]

... Must've been a pretty impressive fight.

_{[... But she won't press further... for the moment. She doesn't know Envy well enough to justify being totally obnoxious.]}

'Least you were able to get to a Center.

Edited 2010-11-17 05:12 (UTC)

Hm, well, you could say that. You should see the other guy. [Who was, in fact, in much better condition than he was, but she doesn't know that and Envy's pants are always on fire. Either way, he's sounding less grouchy now.]

Yeah. Lucky I had some help.

I'm sure he's ugly as sin and grievously injured. _{[It wasn't said entirely seriously, but she saw no harm in playing along.]}

Good to hear you had help. Having friends is actually a pretty big advantage in this place.

[That actually gets a laugh out of him to hear Greed described like that, even unknowingly or in jest.] Oh, he is. Horribly ugly, his reflection breaks mirrors.

I noticed that. Not used to having so many, really, but it's useful.

A face only his mom could love, huh?

And yeah. S'a good thing to get used to, I guess.

Hm, I don't even know about that. [He is now in a decidedly better mood for this particular line of joking.]

Hey, so do you have any stories or jokes or something? I'm not supposed to leave the room and it's boring in here. [He sighs melodramatically.]

Hmm, jokes and stories. I might have a few.

Any preference?

I've got 'retarded wordplay stories that were hilarious in second grade and made me the popular one on field trip busrides', and 'fucking morbid'.

Edited 2010-11-17 06:04 (UTC)

Hmm, I think I could go for the 'fucking morbid', if that's alright.

[He is somewhat interested to see what she considers morbid.]

_{[Heather's view of morbid.... is just a little bit skewed. Trouble is, though, she's not about to go telling Envy any of her own stories! She doesn't know him well enough yet, even to really do it in passing without mentioning they're real.]}

Ever hear about the one where the woman was home alone with her dog?

[Envy's a big fan of morbid. He wouldn't really expect her to give him anything personal when he hasn't offered anything himself beyond his name. He's so used to running on an equal exchange system that it's difficult to get out of even if he doesn't really believe in it.]

Hmm, nope, haven't. What happened to her?

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