Hey, I did call the Lapras Floatie and it's his fault for not respecting my claim to the throne.

If he didn't wanna get drowned, he shouldn't have been a usurper.

[He could have continued on that track, and normally he would have, but he stops himself, a weird, surly look crossing his face instead. That strayed a liiittle too close to normal for his liking when he wants to be mad. But he sighs, frustrated but still also having the Feelings from her confidence in him. There's just a lot going on right now in this emotionally stunted little green-haired package.]

But whatever. I'm not gonna go murdering 'em. With backflips or otherwise.

Let's talk about something else.