[Aha, maybe now they're in territory where she can get him at least snickering a bit.]
Oh, boy.
Buckle in.
[THE SIMILARITIES, SHE CONFESSES, HAD STRUCK HER LONG BEFORE NOW. Because like. You go through the motions enough times and you eventually start to notice a pattern. She's pretty sure that spending so much time with Otacon and the Snakes had been preparing her on a cosmic level to deal with being best friends with a bunch of undead monsters.]
Back when I first got here, one of the first real close friends I made was this guy named Liquid.
And Liquid was... like... [Envy but macho and loud.] ... well. Let's just say you guys had some stuff in common, except he looked like he bench-pressed a Hippowdon every morning and his lowest volume was a dull roar. Dude used to pick me up and carry me around like it was nothin'.
Anyway, I may have had to, several times, stop him from killing his estranged brother.
Who he hated vehemently.
And monologued about.
While doing backflips.
And I mean that he was literally doing both of those things, while trying to kill his estranged brother.
[IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, she will take this opportunity to pinch Envy's side playfully.]
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Oh, boy.
Buckle in.
[THE SIMILARITIES, SHE CONFESSES, HAD STRUCK HER LONG BEFORE NOW. Because like. You go through the motions enough times and you eventually start to notice a pattern. She's pretty sure that spending so much time with Otacon and the Snakes had been preparing her on a cosmic level to deal with being best friends with a bunch of undead monsters.]
Back when I first got here, one of the first real close friends I made was this guy named Liquid.
And Liquid was... like... [Envy but macho and loud.] ... well. Let's just say you guys had some stuff in common, except he looked like he bench-pressed a Hippowdon every morning and his lowest volume was a dull roar. Dude used to pick me up and carry me around like it was nothin'.
Anyway, I may have had to, several times, stop him from killing his estranged brother.
Who he hated vehemently.
And monologued about.
While doing backflips.
And I mean that he was literally doing both of those things, while trying to kill his estranged brother.
[IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, she will take this opportunity to pinch Envy's side playfully.]
Sooooound familiar?