[He lets out a little 'pfff' of breath, grinning tiredly.]

Oh, you would be so surprised.

[He does that thing he does where he puts a hand up to his chest vainly, although it looks even sillier when he's lying back on the bed like he is.]

And of course they would, but they'd find out pretty quick that snuggling a homunculus is a lot more like snuggling an ice cube, right?