66th Transformation [FOURTH WALL]

[exeggutorhead]

[Wherever you are, in a city or on the road, you may find yourself being approached by a stranger. This stranger doesn’t look like Envy, but like some random local trainer. And, true to form, he stomps up to you, one pokeball out as though he’s about to challenge you to a battle.]

[And then he stops, and in a flash of white light becomes THIS, complete with dancing. Music starts playing along from the bushes, courtesy of a helper Zoroark with a stereo. Who told Envy about rickrolls??]

[Yes, this is how he is choosing to spend his weekend.]

Comments

[exeggutorhead]

O...kay.

[Well now he's going to help them find their mom just because what the hell he needs to see this goat lady.]

Haven't seen any goats in mumus, but we can look.

[gainedlove]

Oh. What about some skeletons? Or a fish lady with a mohawk? ...or any other monsters?

[Honestly, it's a bit worrying. They should all be here, too...]

[exeggutorhead]

[Well Frisk is officially ranking up there on the 'weird worlds' scale.]

Nah, the only monsters I know are all related to me, and none of 'em look like that.

[Simplest explanation, anyway.]

But hey, they should be pretty easy to spot, right? What kinds of places do they like?

[It's a good start, Johto enjoys its irony.]

[gainedlove]

[Frisk hums a bit while they think, idly kicking their legs in that 'restless child' sort of way.]

Um...well, mom likes to cook and wants'a be a teacher. Papyrus and Undyne go runnin' and watch a lotta TV.

...Sans is everywhere.

[exeggutorhead]

[...NONE OF THAT WAS HELPFUL.]

[He doesn't think he's going to get better answers.]

Well, then we don't have to go looking for Sans.

We can just go to Goldenrod and look there, that's usually where people are.

[OFF HE GOES. LION AWAY.]

[gainedlove]

[PCHOOOOO!]

[Frisk hangs on tight, a little more subdued now but still very much enjoying this crazy fast ride back into the city.]

[...man, they keep forgetting what skyscrapers are like.]