64th Transformation [FOURTH WALL]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy's having a little bit of an issue this weekend.]

[Not swarming Pokemon or even teleportation, oh no. Those, he's gotten fairly good at handling. It's weird that these weekends are something anybody could get used to, but he just about has.]

[No, this time the problem is musical. There's a haunting song playing instead of the background music wherever Envy finds himself. It's scratchy and clearly sounds like it's coming out of an old phonograph, and he KNOWS that if he looks hard enough he'll probably find the damn thing somewhere. He knows he will because he DOES keep finding it, smashing it, and getting an hour or two of quiet before it COMES BACK.]

[Honestly, any reminders of his old master aside, he's spent four centuries listening to this waily goddamn song and he's just sick of it. So during the weekend, if anybody comes across him while the song is going, they'll find him pulling up bushes with his bare hands to look behind them and kicking around any spot where a phonograph could be hiding, trying to get it. And Envy will absolutely recruit passersby to help him out.]

[If the song isn't playing at the moment and providing a distraction, he'll be wandering around anywhere, still in the oddly subdued mood he's been in the past few weeks.]

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[captainash]

[Great. Ash finally decides to step out of his mobile suit for some fresh air, and the very first thing he sees is a man attacking innocent shrubbery. That sort of thing only happens to him, he swears.

And to make it worse, the Chatot on his shoulder starts singing along to- Wait, what is that music?]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy looks up from yanking the bush out of the ground when he hears the Chatot, and scowls in its and Ash's direction.]

Great, now it's coming from your bird, too.

[ENVY'S NOT FEELING VERY POLITE TODAY.]

[captainash]

The song...? Haro, shut up.

So rude! So rude!

[But the bird does shut up, so there's at least that.]

Do you have something against that singer, or what?

[exeggutorhead]

[THERE IS THAT. Envy looks a little less grouchy when Haro does quit singing, and crosses his arms, standing casually and shrugging.]

The singer? Nah. But the person I used to live with played it nonstop for years, and I'm sick of it.

I'm trying to find the phonograph so I can break it, but it could be anywhere around here. I could use some help, if you're interested.

[captainash]

Sure, I can do tha- Wait, are you saying there's an actual, physical object playing that music? It's not just the usual background sound effects?

[This is quite possibly the strangest thing he's heard or seen today.]