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exeggutorhead) wrote2014-11-27 11:15 pm
exeggutorhead) wrote2014-11-27 11:15 pm
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59th Transformation [FOURTH WALL]
[When the flash of light fades and Envy is once again fully a homunculus, he's…actually kind of surprised, because he's still sitting on the couch in the house, in exactly the same spot he was before. He was prepared to suddenly be anywhere, but not really to be in the same spot. Weird.]
[He gets up, idly changing his form in a few small ways as he does, just for the fun of it, and as he looks out the window he notices flickering blue candleflames all clustered around one spot in the yard. And hey, he's not doing anything else, he might as well go look. What he finds is about fifteen Litwick sitting on top of a knee-high pile of eerily glowing red rocks, very happily nibbling on them as though they were the best hard candy in the whole world.]
[Envy blinks. Turns. Goes back inside.]
[And comes back out to the pile carrying a pillowcase.]
[For the rest of the weekend, Envy can be found pretty much anywhere, but he's very likely to have that pillowcase on him, partway filled with red stones. And he just keeps reaching back in to pull one or two out and pop them in his mouth like popcorn.]
[MMM, DELICIOUS SOUL ROCKS.]
[He gets up, idly changing his form in a few small ways as he does, just for the fun of it, and as he looks out the window he notices flickering blue candleflames all clustered around one spot in the yard. And hey, he's not doing anything else, he might as well go look. What he finds is about fifteen Litwick sitting on top of a knee-high pile of eerily glowing red rocks, very happily nibbling on them as though they were the best hard candy in the whole world.]
[Envy blinks. Turns. Goes back inside.]
[And comes back out to the pile carrying a pillowcase.]
[For the rest of the weekend, Envy can be found pretty much anywhere, but he's very likely to have that pillowcase on him, partway filled with red stones. And he just keeps reaching back in to pull one or two out and pop them in his mouth like popcorn.]
[MMM, DELICIOUS SOUL ROCKS.]
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You're lucky I found so many, or I'd be mad you were eating it so fast. Those are hard to come by back home, you know that.
[He turns, gesturing for Wrath to follow.]
C'mon, let's go. Keep up.
[They can go on a nice, wild goose chase while Envy figures out what to do.]
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[He says this somewhat muffledly, still munching on the stone.]
Is that whole sack full of them? Wow! I've never seen so many!
[CONGRATULATIONS, ENVY, HE SUSPECTS NOTHING. And he'll go trotting along obediently after his 'mentor'.]
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Just a lucky find.
Weird things happen around here and anyone can show up. Like alchemists and their stock of Stones they shouldn't have and don't deserve to keep.
[So he'll just go ahead imply that he killed a dude for these, that's much more believable.]
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[Fortunately, Wrath can absolutely buy Envy just straight-up murdering some random person for them, and he also doesn't particularly have a problem with it. :I MURDER IS GREAT! WE ALL LOVE MURDER.]
Wow!
I bet you sure showed that alchemist, huh Envy!