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exeggutorhead) wrote2014-06-27 10:08 am
exeggutorhead) wrote2014-06-27 10:08 am
57th Transformation [video/action for travelmates]
[It's snowing today. In June. And as far as Envy's concerned, that is Not Okay, and is grounds to spend the day sulking inside. But Envy also hasn't slept much in the past few days, and sitting around flipping through the 'Gear isn't that exciting. So sometime in the afternoon, he just...nods off.]
[When the feed actually turns on, there's a Clefairy in front of the screen, who chirps happily when it comes on. He moves out of the way, adjusting the angle to show Envy asleep in a chair, curled up in a position that what the hell can't possibly be comfortable. But what might be more interesting is the mound of random stuff carefully piled on top of him. Things like tiny hotel shampoo bottles, notebooks, Potions, a deck of cards, a Zombidoof plushie, a lone Christmas ornament shaped like a pineapple...anything that happened to be in the hotel room and not nailed down, it looks like. There's a Teddiursa, a Murkrow, and a Zoroark who are all ever so carefully adding more things to the pile, all freezing whenever Envy shifts or stirs. The point seems to be how much they can get away with without waking him up.]
[And they're all very proud of the masterpiece they're making out of their trainer, judging by the looks they keep giving the 'Gear. Look, Network, we did a thing isn't it great?]
[...Although maybe someone should wake Envy up before he gets buried alive.]
[When the feed actually turns on, there's a Clefairy in front of the screen, who chirps happily when it comes on. He moves out of the way, adjusting the angle to show Envy asleep in a chair, curled up in a position that what the hell can't possibly be comfortable. But what might be more interesting is the mound of random stuff carefully piled on top of him. Things like tiny hotel shampoo bottles, notebooks, Potions, a deck of cards, a Zombidoof plushie, a lone Christmas ornament shaped like a pineapple...anything that happened to be in the hotel room and not nailed down, it looks like. There's a Teddiursa, a Murkrow, and a Zoroark who are all ever so carefully adding more things to the pile, all freezing whenever Envy shifts or stirs. The point seems to be how much they can get away with without waking him up.]
[And they're all very proud of the masterpiece they're making out of their trainer, judging by the looks they keep giving the 'Gear. Look, Network, we did a thing isn't it great?]
[...Although maybe someone should wake Envy up before he gets buried alive.]
[Video]
[Then she goes right ahead and starts to snicker loudly, still popping the popcorn into her mouth.]
Mornin', sunshine.
[Video]
How long has that been on?!
[Now it's time for embarrassed screeching.]
[Video]
[So instead she just smirks, propping her chin on one fist.]
Awhile.
[Video]
[Envy can't talk he would have done the same thing.]
It's not that funny.
[HUFF. He's not truly annoyed, just super indignant that he got seen being so very undignified.]
[Video]
It's hilarious.
Like that website where people just pile stuff on top of their Meowths and take pictures.
We should have one like that, but for you.
StuffOnEnvy.com.
Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
[Video]
It's not hilarious when it's happening to me.
[He crosses his arms and stares very deliberately away from the camera. Although then he looks at her out of the corner of his eye, without moving his head.]
I dunno, I think StuffOnHeather.com might sound better.
[...okay mostly done being huffy now, he's teasing back.]
[Video]
A title only YOU bear at the moment.