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exeggutorhead) wrote2014-06-27 10:08 am
exeggutorhead) wrote2014-06-27 10:08 am
57th Transformation [video/action for travelmates]
[It's snowing today. In June. And as far as Envy's concerned, that is Not Okay, and is grounds to spend the day sulking inside. But Envy also hasn't slept much in the past few days, and sitting around flipping through the 'Gear isn't that exciting. So sometime in the afternoon, he just...nods off.]
[When the feed actually turns on, there's a Clefairy in front of the screen, who chirps happily when it comes on. He moves out of the way, adjusting the angle to show Envy asleep in a chair, curled up in a position that what the hell can't possibly be comfortable. But what might be more interesting is the mound of random stuff carefully piled on top of him. Things like tiny hotel shampoo bottles, notebooks, Potions, a deck of cards, a Zombidoof plushie, a lone Christmas ornament shaped like a pineapple...anything that happened to be in the hotel room and not nailed down, it looks like. There's a Teddiursa, a Murkrow, and a Zoroark who are all ever so carefully adding more things to the pile, all freezing whenever Envy shifts or stirs. The point seems to be how much they can get away with without waking him up.]
[And they're all very proud of the masterpiece they're making out of their trainer, judging by the looks they keep giving the 'Gear. Look, Network, we did a thing isn't it great?]
[...Although maybe someone should wake Envy up before he gets buried alive.]
[When the feed actually turns on, there's a Clefairy in front of the screen, who chirps happily when it comes on. He moves out of the way, adjusting the angle to show Envy asleep in a chair, curled up in a position that what the hell can't possibly be comfortable. But what might be more interesting is the mound of random stuff carefully piled on top of him. Things like tiny hotel shampoo bottles, notebooks, Potions, a deck of cards, a Zombidoof plushie, a lone Christmas ornament shaped like a pineapple...anything that happened to be in the hotel room and not nailed down, it looks like. There's a Teddiursa, a Murkrow, and a Zoroark who are all ever so carefully adding more things to the pile, all freezing whenever Envy shifts or stirs. The point seems to be how much they can get away with without waking him up.]
[And they're all very proud of the masterpiece they're making out of their trainer, judging by the looks they keep giving the 'Gear. Look, Network, we did a thing isn't it great?]
[...Although maybe someone should wake Envy up before he gets buried alive.]
[video]
Itachi watches for a little bit, entertained at the efforts, trying to decide whether he ought to intervene somehow. His sense of humor isn't exactly legendary, but he'd like to be watching when this guy wakes up.
The choice is taken from him when the above Growlithe starts barking in her closest approximation of laughter. She might just be getting some terrible ideas!]
[video]
[The sudden loud barking coming from the 'Gear speakers does manage to startle Envy awake. He tries to sit up before realizing that he's covered in stuff, and it all goes crashing to the floor while the Pokemon let out dismayed noises.]
What the hell?
[No, he doesn't realize he's being filmed yet.]
[video]
[video]
[Then there's a lot of not-truly-angry shouting and chasing all around the hotel room, until eventually Envy manages to grab the Teddiursa up off the floor and slows down enough to notice that the 'Gear is propped up and that there's a video of somebody watching this mess.]
[Envy stops, stares, and straightens up immediately as though he was not just being incredibly undignified. He narrows his eyes at the camera.]
How long has that been on?
Re: [video]
[It's a good thing Itachi has plenty of practice controlling his expression. There's not even a hint of merriment by the time Envy gets a good look at his face.]
For a little while. Your Pokémon seem to have a very... active sense of humor.
[video]
That's one way to put it. Yours don't do things like this?
[video]
Not at all. They're much better behaved.
[Well. Relatively speaking, anyway.]
[video]
Yeah, and how many do you have? Because if you've only got three, that doesn't count.
[video]
[Ah, well. There is that. Itachi has perhaps not been as assiduous at collecting Pokemon as he ought to be. He doesn't really have a retort for that point.]