51st Transformation [FOURTH WALL]

[exeggutorhead]

[When the loud crack sounded and the flash of light blinded him, Envy was expecting it. He's gone through this enough times that he's been expecting for the past week.]

[He was not expecting to suddenly be giant, serpentine dragon. He was also not expecting to have teleported to the top of the Goldenrod Radio tower, on top of the Observation Deck. The metal creaks and groans alarmingly under the sudden weight, and Envy wraps himself halfway around the giant antenna so that he doesn't just spill over the side from any sudden moves. Why oh why when he decided to take on this form back in his world, why he hadn't he given himself any arms?]

What the hell.

[It's not a question, he knows exactly what the hell. And while to him it's an angry mutter, it's actually not all that quiet coming out of a dragon. In a few moments, once he gets his bearings, he realizes that he could just transform back to a normal, human size and shape at any time. But on the other hand…there were an awful lot of giant monster movies on TV in October giving him ideas. And it's not like the natives will remember this if he just terrorizes them a little bit first.]

[So instead of changing back, he starts getting himself down from the Radio Tower, wrecking half the thing on the way down and landing on top of the train station, breaking right through the roof of it. He can't fly in this form, but it's not like moving through the streets like a giant monster snake and smashing his tail into walls isn't just as fun. Oh, he'll turn back into a person. Eventually.]

[ooc note: Your character is free to run into Envy being a giant movie monster in Goldenrod, or anywhere if you'd also like to run into him as just himself!]

Comments

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy lets Henry push his head in the right direction, not really minding it. Friends can get away with stuff like that. He can definitely see the punks Henry's talking about, and his eyes narrow slightly.]

Yeah. Why, did they do something?

[Because if they messed with his buddy then he is going to wreck them.]

[no_ufo_ending]

They caught me while I was training the little guys and wiped the floor with them. They weren't even at full health when we started. Cheerios never knew what hit him--he's never fainted before.

[exeggutorhead]

So, you're saying they don't like fair fights.

[He makes a sound somewhere between a snicker and a growl.]

Then maybe we ought to give them the most unfair fight of their lives.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry nods with a tiny smirk growing on his face--that quickly disappears.]}

You won't eat them, will you? I just...y'know. Wanna make them rethink their life choices.

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy nods, and says with mock solemnity:]

No eating or maiming, I promise.

[He pauses, and then lowers his head all the way to the ground. He's grinning again.]

Here, hop on.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry hesitates before he realizes that yes, his friend is hella serious and really...with the kind of day he's been having, some revenge was in order. He clumsily climbs up on the dragon's neck and takes hold of the fins that protrude from either side of Envy's jaws.]}

Let's ride.

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy waits for Henry to get on and get a good grip, then raises his head up high, like a cobra.]

Just hang on.

[CUE MUSIC, and off they go! Envy slithers quickly down the street towards the group of thugs, and as he gets closer lets out the most terrifying roar he can manage, almost deafeningly loud.]

[This is what happens when you pick on weaker trainers, they come back with a Rayquaza dragon.]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[The thugs are chuckling away down the street. One big guy with a Clefable and crossbones on the back of his jacket and two smaller guys displaying wild mohawks and pointy sunglasses are fist-bumping and sorting out coins.]

[And then a THUNDERCRACK of a sound rattles through the street, shaking the windows in their fittings and sending pidovs and pidgey up from their roosts.]

[The men look up and behold the terrible green beast and the nerd they just owned astride it.]

[Henry, Meanwhile, has one fist lifted high in the air like a ten year old.]</sub>

Yeeeaaaaaaah!