exeggutorhead | 48th Transformation [video/action for Goldenrod]

[The feed opens on a view of one of Goldenrod's parks, and is aimed at a small pack of Pokemon. In the middle of the pack is a Houndoom wearing sunglasses, and he's surrounded by four wild Houndour. The Houndoom has his chin up in the air proudly, looking charismatic as hell. Then he throws back his head and howls, and the Houndour all howl with him. He scrambles to his feet, barks a few times, and takes off to chase a nearby flock of Pidove, leading his little army of yapping followers behind him.]

[Envy turns the camera around to show himself. He's leaning against the side of his Tyranitar, and the dark circles under his eyes suggest that he had trouble sleeping last night. He looks incredulous.]

That only took one hour. One hour, and my dog formed a damn gang out of wild Pokemon.

[He shakes his head.]

And you know, I remember saying after my first anniversary that I'd only be impressed if Johto kept me here ten years. I didn't think that whatever brought us all here was going to take me up on that.

But today makes three years. So happy anniversary to me, I guess.

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It's possible that if it did, the records were destroyed too.

You mean like a conspiracy?

[He sounds like he's really considering this, and is interested. Envy is always happy to talk widespread conspiracies!]

The people here aren't too smart, I wouldn't be surprised if there was someone behind the scenes running this place. But what would they want a bunch of foreigners here for?

...You know...

Maybe they don't.

Maybe that's the whole point of trying to force us all into fitting in the mold of things the locals live by, to keep it seeming like we're not foreigners until they can get rid of all of us.

And in the meantime maybe getting something out of us?

If that's true, then they probably didn't start bringing people here on purpose. I just don't see what they get from having us here.

And then there's the weird things that happen every so often. Those weekends that happen every six months like clockwork...the glitches where all those blocky things show up. You weren't here for the first time, it happened right after I showed up, but it has happened before. That can't be normal for this world.

That's what gave me the idea that maybe we're an accident.

[He gave a slow shake of his head.]

What if those are attempts to get rid of us?

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