exeggutorhead | 32nd Transformation [video/action]

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[Hey, Envy's actually turning on the video feed on purpose today! He's been pretty scarce since Nanao disappeared, but these last few days of the singing Pokemon appear to have caught up with him anyway. He's grinning from ear to ear, no trace of a smirk for once, and actually looks genuinely happy, something the grand majority of Johto has probably never seen out of him. TODAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY, GUYS.]

You know, I think I like Valentine's Day.

[He laughs.] It's finally warm out, and I even got an egg this morning. Anyone know what might hatch out of one that's red and black?

[…well at least he'll be happy about having to take care of another egg for one day. And he sounds particularly pleased about the colors. He leans a little closer to the camera.]

And I've got a date tonight. [He's so happy over this. It looks so weird on him. But he's clearly very, very proud of this fact and he wants to share it with all of you because you're all his friends right? Friendship is the best!]

I think I get why this holiday's so popular now.

[That seems to be all for now, and with one last grin, Envy shuts off the feed. ~~thank goodness~~]

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[Envy's taking advantage of the nice weather to wander the streets of Goldenrod! He's got a smile on his face and is full of nice, friendly feelings from the Pokemon singing. This may be your only chance to encounter him being this pleasant, take it while you still can!]

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Congratulations are in order, then.

[A whole year? Good job, Envy! Of course he thinks you're a normal human, so he won't be a sarcastic douchebag about it!]

A certain travelling partner of mine~

[Considering the fact that Archer actually has a group he's travelling with, he might need to elaborate that.]

He's a fellow Amestrian I met here; we've grown quite close over the past few months. He's crazy, but I suppose that's part of his charm. It helps that he's such a gentleman~

[ALL THE SUBTLETY OF A BRICK TO THE FACE, ARCHER. And Kimblee's a gentleman to everyone who isn't you anyway. Oh well! He's still a crazy bastard and Archer loves him some crazy bastards~ ♥]

[Thinking, thinking...he's pretty sure he knows who Archer's talking about. Kimblee was the one who told him that Archer was from the same world, after all, he knows they know each other. And he definitely fits that description.]

Well, the crazy ones are always the most interesting, aren't they? Good luck, today does seem like the best day to go for it.

[He sounds like he really means it, too. You can do it Archer! Go ask Kimblee out, it's a great idea!]

[It's the best idea ever, isn't it? There's no way this can end badly!]

Oh of course. Though now I must know; what about your significant other?

[Come on, Envy, give him deets!]

[Envy will happily give you deets Archer! He just lights right up when he's talking about France.]

His name's Francis Bonnefoy, I met him here, at one of the festivals. [Where he was trying to con him. So romantic, Envy.] I wouldn't ever have found someone like him in Amestris, he's wonderful. He's crazy too, in his own way, and beautiful.

[He laughs.] And he puts up with me, that's a plus. He's not human either, so that makes it much less complicated.

[Oh yeah Envy's not human he may have forgotten to mention that before. At least for once he doesn't sound like 'human' was supposed to be an insult.]

[Oh wow, Envy! You certainly are excited!]

Well, that certainly sounds lovely-- Wait.

[Hold on, did you just...?]

"He's not human either," Victor?

[The happybeams aren't quite strong enough to get him to ignore that. Archer frowns for a moment, reviewing what he knows about Victor. It isn't very much, admittedly, but he does know that Victor is from his own version of Amestris. He's not human. That means he's either a chimera - which isn't possible considering the fact that all the chimeras who had escaped were within the Devil's Nest at the time of the raid and were killed - or he's...]

...So, "Victor"... What's it like to be a Homunculus?

[Oh. Maybe he should have paid more attention to what he was saying...]

[Even with the happybeams, he has a moment's debate whether to play dumb or not. But hey, what could it hurt? He hasn't really been keeping his identity much of a secret in Johto anyway, and Archer's not so bad at all!]

Guess you've figured me out. You can go ahead and call me Envy.

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