62nd Transformation [video | action for Shark House]

[exeggutorhead]

[When Envy turns the video feed on, he's looking more baffled than anything. He tilts the screen down so that it shows the newly-hatched Amaura sleeping in his lap. The problem? He has no idea where the hell this dinosaur even came from.]

Okay, these aren't normally wandering around Goldenrod, and I don't see herds of them outside so it can't be that.

Did someone lose theirs?

[A Vaporeon jumps up onto the couch, next to him and starts grooming the Amaura's head, looking very motherly and pleased with herself. Ah, yes, another child for her how wonderful.]

[Envy sighs and angles the 'Gear back up to his face.]

If anyone did, I sure hope you don't want her back because you're going to have to fight Juliet for her.

[And possibly him too, considering how he's letting the baby sleep on him but shhhh.]

Comments

[armoredsoul]

[WORST. APRIL FOOLS. EVER.]

That--it's gotta be that egg I lost! One of my Pokemon must have put it in the bag...

You better treat her well, Envy!

[exeggutorhead]

[OHO]

[WELL NOW ENVY'S DEFINITELY KEEPING HER.]

I don't know why you're telling me that, you're the one who lost her egg.

[Because of course he has to act like a shit about it.]

[armoredsoul]

Oh yeah, 'cause you're so much more responsible than I am.

[Al is taking none of your shit Envy. Exactly zero of it.]

[exeggutorhead]

Apparently I am, who would have guessed?

I'm surprised you're not demanding her back from me.

[armoredsoul]

One, that would be stealing, and two, I'm giving you a chance. You fuck it up and I will be down there to take it out of your hide.

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy just scoffs at the threat.]

Yeah, I'd like to see you try.

I was going to take care of her just fine anyway.

[armoredsoul]

I could kick your ass all the way from here to Amestris if I wanted to.

[Boys.]

[He wants to make a comment about Envy's poor history of caring for others, but...well, none of the Pokemon in that house look neglected or unloved, and he knows Envy owns a decent chunk of them.]