No, there's a whole song. And everyone you know corrals you into a corner when they sing it and it's terrible.
[BABY HENRY DID NOT LIKE BIRTHDAYS, OKAY. Imagine a small, shaggy-mopped eight-year-old trying his best to phase through a dining room chair in front of a blazing cake.]
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[BABY HENRY DID NOT LIKE BIRTHDAYS, OKAY. Imagine a small, shaggy-mopped eight-year-old trying his best to phase through a dining room chair in front of a blazing cake.]