[Envy makes sure to lean closer to the camera and look properly conspiratorial. This is an important secret, Invidia.]

What I look like now? Isn't anything like what I was born looking like. I mostly picked out the features of this one because I wanted to look as different as I could from that form.

[He's hoping this secret actually does get kept; it's not something he tells many people. He leans back to show that the secret sharing is done, thinking again.]

You probably don't have that same problem, but is there anything you know you don't want to look like? Helps narrow it down.