[Ever seen a one-foot Cabbage Patch reject trying to glare down a giant rock-dragon? You have now. Lara lands on the floor next to the bed, doing her best approximation of a wire-fu pose.]

Lara, get back here, running in like an idiot is MY jo- oh.

[And enter Harry, standing in the doorway to find -putting it lightly- a tense scene.]

Tell me you didn't just challenge someone to a duel, Lara.