Yeah, well...it would've been two if I'd let you get eaten by that skeleton thing. [SO THERE. Nevermind that the berries and the fight with Greed were both entirely avoidable and (almost) entirely his fault.]

[That gets some laughter out of him, though.] Must be your [Snrrrk] charming personality. [He keeps laughing, because this is clearly the funniest joke ever. It's because you're a huge grouch all the time, get it Tulio get it?]