[Heather's view of morbid.... is just a little bit skewed. Trouble is, though, she's not about to go telling Envy any of her own stories! She doesn't know him well enough yet, even to really do it in passing without mentioning they're real.]
Ever hear about the one where the woman was home alone with her dog?
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Ever hear about the one where the woman was home alone with her dog?