67th Transformation [video/action for Goldenrod]

[exeggutorhead]

[When the feed pops up, the entire screen is taken up by a fluffy little Eevee face, one that's not looking very happy. In fact, he looks really worried, and the frantic little chirps he's making will make that even clearer. Once he sees that the 'Gear is turned on, he vanishes offscreen, and seems to have pushed the 'Gear upright from the back so that viewers will be able to see The Problem.]

[The problem appears to be Envy, lying facedown on the grassy ground of one of Goldenrod's many parks. He's holding out one arm in front of him, with leashes wrapped around his wrist. The leashes are attached to five other Eeveelutions, who are just sort of continuing their walk and slowly dragging him across the ground as they play. One of them, an Umbreon, circles back around to sniff at his hair, which is when Envy TALKS. He's actually awake.]

Yeah, I'm still alive. Juuust keep walking.

[He just sounds really lethargic. The Umbreon takes his word for it and goes back to playing with the others.]

[MORE DISTRESSED EEVEE NOISES FROM OFFSCREEN. THIS...DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN THING? HE DOESN'T KNOW, HE'S JUST A BABY. HELP.]

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[pipers_son]

Ah. Mate. Do ya need someone ta come pick ya up?

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[exeggutorhead]

[After about a minute of thinking on this...Envy flops his arms up in a shrug.]

I might. But I'm sure they'll get me home eventually.

[The Eeveelutions move far enough ahead to scoot Envy another inch. Help him.]

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[pipers_son]

'Eventually' seems like a mighty long time, Envy.

Honest, I'll send one a my own from the circus ta find ya if ya want.

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[exeggutorhead]

[Dragged...another...inch...]

...okay. If you insist. I'm in the park close to where all the neighborhoods are.

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[pipers_son]

I'll send Invidia over. He'll know where that is.

In the meantime, uh... Try not ta get tripped over?

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[exeggutorhead]

Hopefully the fluffballs'll keep that from happening.

I'll just...wait here for him. Thanks.

[He won't have been moved very far by the time Invidia does get there.]

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[pipers_son]

S'no problem. Friends, ain't we?

[Oh, the questions Invidia will have when he finds his poor shapeshifting teacher. So many questions.]

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[exeggutorhead]

Hah, yeah, we are.

[He's so lucky to have good friends in Joker and Invidia, honestly. Even if they come with questions about his life choices of the day.]

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[pipers_son]

[There seems to be an absurdly pleased tint to Joker's grin at this confirmation, but he doesn't say anything, just moves on with the conversation.]

So, it doesn't seem like yer of any state ta be walkin' ta pups. Why'd ya go out?

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[exeggutorhead]

I wasn't feeling nearly like this when I first left the house.

I was kind of tired, sure. But this just happened really suddenly.

Might be like last week, where people were getting really excited. My friend Henry jumped off the roof.

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[pipers_son]

Yeah, think I saw somethin' about that... Weird nonsense happenin' lately

Wonder if that means anythin' big is comin'? [Because that's how Johto works.]